I was at the strip club with boobies in my face. And of course they played 1999. Lol 😁

😊

I wish my grass would hurry and grow. I got that new mower and nothing to cut so I just rode it around the yard. Yes I'm a lawn nerd. 🤣🤣

😁🖤

Talking stock market with my benefactor is kinda hot. Making money moves turns me on! 😃

I love redneck dive bars. Everybody gambling, puffing away on cigarettes and asking about "ya mama n'em". #southernliving 😁😁

Omg I would've screamed 😱

What?! I thought you were 21. 😉😆

I guess so. The forbidden fruit and all. Lol

Noooo...not a party pooper! Yikes!

I up my lower age limit to 40 & over and all the 30somethings are coming out of the woodwork trying to book. Like where were all of y'all before I did this? 😂🤷‍♀️

Atlanta has hidden treasures for those brave enough to seek it 🤤

Your favorite girlfriend's favorite girlfriend invited me over to drive a guy into the mattress, how could I resist?😇

He definitely had a good time! 😇

Wanna play? @originalar.bsky.social #oursky #dateatlanta

Shit happens! 🤣🤣

Can I bench press them with my mouth? 😇

Thanks hon! 😘

I'm having that for lunch tomorrow and celebrate with a giant margarita! 😁

Thanks! 🙂

I got a surprise today. Got my civvie job back. 😁

Cutting the grass is satisfying but oooh chiggars are the worst! 😖

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It's a necessity. I have a huge yard and I would die if I had to push a mower around. 🤣🤣

My benefactor is buying me a brand new riding mower and I'm soooo stoked!! 😁😁

Good laws this Dominican driver...🥵🥵🥵🥵

Around twilight a whole bunch of them come out to eat and they're cool to watch. 🥰

It's Little Brown Bat, myotis lucifugus.

Me too. It's little face is so cute! 😍

I had a visitor on my porch 🥰

If I was tapping that every night I'd be joyful too! 😁