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Posts by Jonathan Evans

My YT settings are set to "Don't show me gambling ads" I block every gambling ad I do see. Neither appears to actually reduce the ridiculous frequency with which I see the same gambling ads.

Fortunately I just find gambling unappealing and the ads irritating, rather than struggle with addiction

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I know I’ve got some Labour local gov’t types following me, so I want to say this clearly so that you can share it internally as appropriate: I will never again vote Labour while these policies, or Wes Streeting, are in place. I will not vote Labour at any level because of this.

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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

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Counterpoint: non-mocap Andy Serkis to play Gollum/Smeagol straight.

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Don't worry Wes, none of us thought you ever did, or ever will have, any friends. We understand that however much you tried to suck up to Mandelson, he couldn't stand you either.

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A screenshot of Alice's original post with the create post button obscuring enough of it that it now reads "It would seem I have lost my lust"

A screenshot of Alice's original post with the create post button obscuring enough of it that it now reads "It would seem I have lost my lust"

Felt compelled to let you know how this post showed up on my timeline

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Fake Deliveroo driver jailed for shooting family

Fake Deliveroo driver jailed for shooting family

I... think it's illegal to shoot a family even if you're a real Deliveroo driver

3 months ago 11 3 1 0

So, how is picking an opening bowler who spent December going on more drinking holidays than he bowled competitive overs working out? #AskGeorge

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.

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Inside you are two cats. They are both asleep

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Again,

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Cummins not fully fit. Lyon off the field. Starc with a new ball. And he plays *that* shot. Just no match state awareness 🤦

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Australia probably still win this with only Starc and Boland, but throwing this away through their spinner injuring themself by pointlessly diving to save 2 would be very funny

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

You won't catch Stokes's England Oliver Sticking

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

Graham Linehan is a comedy writer in the same way that I'm a teenager (neither of us have been for 2 decades)

6 months ago 189 48 1 0

Things you love to see 💜

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
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I am 35 years, 9 days and 0 months old; you're right, that's a completely normal order to put those in 😛

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

I would like this if it didn't require the date to be written in a batshit way to work.

Also, TIL my phone autocorrects "batshit" to "catsuit" so that's fun.

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

IF I WANTED ANY OF THIS BEHAVIOR I'D GET A PET FERRET

8 months ago 152 30 3 0

In football, pulling another player's shirt is prohibited.

It's punished by a free kick and a yellow card.

Pundits are frequently seen praising players for deliberately committing this (and similar offences) to stop play before a counter attack becomes dangerous.

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

Alternate headline: The most punchable man in Britain doesn't feel safe in public, tries to pretend this says something about anyone but him

8 months ago 11 0 0 0

Yeah, Hunter's Mark was usually my go to - particularly if you go Ranger 5 for extra attack before switching to Rogue levels. But Zephyr Strike's a really nice fall back/alternative, particularly if you find yourself surrounded by melee threats

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

2014 does have options for this - obviously environment dependent, but Umbral Sight and Cunning Action both can self gain advantage. But I'd also tend to pick up Zephyr Strike on a Ranger/Rogue for another tool.

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

Whatever the actual result, Italy should be disqualified for this lime green kit #EngvIta #Euro2025

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a black and white photo of a woman walking on a frozen lake . Alt: Elderly woman with 2 shopping bags splashing around in ankle deep water
9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Just dropping in at #MethodistConf for the afternoon, come say hi

9 months ago 2 0 0 0

@awkward-turtler.bsky.social

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

Objectively, I haven't slept properly in weeks, because it's heckin warm

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

The only time I've ever had to queue was when I was a student and about a dozen of us went straight to the polling station from the same lecture.

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