Welp, a big-time stinker. On to Game 3.

Opening ALL the straits.

Absolutely terrible defensive effort in this game.

I hate that I like this.

Those pics alone could open the Strait of Hormuz. Like, automatically.

Hauser’s been bad too, especially on defense.

Surprised this was allowed to be published in the Post. As a fellow Kobo owner, I concur with the opinion.

I would enjoy a little Luka and more Baylor in this game.

Entirely possible.

I relate, Cindy.

Variance is a silent killer.

Ranking my frustrations this evening:

1. Celtics defense
2. Red Sox lineup

Sadly, the defensive metrics support his standing.

Honestly, the fact that he rates so highly in this era, when it’s extremely difficult for a guard to crack the top 5, speaks to his excellence. He probably won’t make the first team, but he has an outside chance.

Useful for what?

Like you, I doubted it, but it is 100% a real movie, as crazy as that sounds.

Well done.

Genuinely insane that this is an actual movie.

Their owner is asking the same question.

Harsh - and accurate - assessment.

I don’t know what that means, but it’s all good. Have a good night.

Seems like I offended you. Not my intention. I just thought the idea of “Another Friday the 13th” was funny.

No angle. Just being silly, man. It’s still the weekend for a little longer.

Sorry, did I not take your critique of FNAF film titling seriously enough? I thought it was fair game for jokes.

Yes, I’m being obtuse, like the warden in Shawshank. You caught me.

I’ll tell you a film I would have enjoyed: Three More Days of the Condor.

Another Friday the 13th? Yet Another Nightmare on Elm Street?

It’s not true, but I like the idea of it. It IS true that they managed that game strangely, as though they didn’t care whether they won or not. But they’re playing this game like the team we all thought they’d be this season. Fortunate the Cs ended up drawing the Sixers.

They tanked the game against our Stay Ready Crew as a way to hustle the Pistons. Could even be true. 🤷‍♂️