Hmmmm. I wonder what the connection could be where a company contracted to feed prisoners is also contracted to sell prisoners extra food that tastes better.
Surely there could be no conflict of interest there.

Yeah I'm not reading all that.

Sorry that happened to you.
Or congratulations.

Look.... ive watched 95% of this Philly v. Pitty (idc fuck off) series and haven't seen gritty one time.

I WANT GRITTY!!!!!

#NHL #playoffs

Someone suggested that the most charitable reason for the arrangement, is that he can't grope anyone if they're behind them.

But, I mean.... we men have not earned the benefit of that doubt

They want me to try and bunch of other, less effective treatments first.
Like wtaf? I need to be a guinea pig for diabetes control medication for a year before I can get the one that works the best? Fuck you, I'll go to ro, or a compounding pharmacy.

Getting rid of citizens united would go a very long way towards unfucking the system.

Barring donations from foreign entities would help a ton too.

Imagine someone running for office with limited funds...

Bruh.

Is it really a good idea to concentrate like 30% of our carrier groups in one realllllyyyyy small area?

Imagine, if you will, a large boulder the size of a small boulder.

Me: *fat and diabetic* *asks insurance co. to cover monjarno*

Insurance co: fuck off and literally die.
Me:*big sad*
Shoulder dr. : "you need surgery, but your A1c is too high, can't do it Have you tried monjarno?"
Me:"see above"
Shoulder dr. "Well come see me when the pain get intolerable"

He's more Jim Rome than Jim Rome ever was

Blue sky gets it

Never seen a team work so hard to score so few goals against such a bad team.

The avs are cooked

This announcer just said "it's hard to hold down the #1 scoring team in the league. "

What? That same team has scored 3 goals in two games. They appear to be pretty well held down

The president's cup trophy curse is real

Its a strange feeling watching two former Oilers players; Cece and Kulak battle each other.

Isn't one of the pillars of fascism the absolute refusal to acknowledge the hypocrisy of the party?

Looooool!!!

Imagine thinking the avs are going to win the cup.

The only..... THE ONLY reason they're even in this series in their goalie.
Newsflash a .998 save percentage is not sustainable.

Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

I dont get a vote, but if I did I'd vote no on the fed nominee simply because his name is spelled how people from Kansas pronounce "wash".

PLAY LA BAMBA BABY!!!!!!

1 down 15 to go

Calling it now.... Colorado, if they even get past LA, will get absolutelycurb stomped by Minnesota in the second round.

Totally!!

Im going to say something, and you will not believe me, but I swear it's true.

Today, while driving, I saw a wank panzer (cyber "truck") that had a driver AND A PASSENGER.

I know this requires maximum suspension of disbelief, but I know what I saw.

This is magical. I'm following you now now, and fully expect continued excellence.
Please and thank you.

My dog is currently bullying me, and hogging the bean bag.

* orange

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