They have to create their safespaces first

You can tell evolution exists cause he's a neanderthal

Back when men were men, and women were australopithecus afarensis

The names they use always make it seem cooler to be against them. Who wouldn't want to be an "anti-natural satanist worshipper" at this point

If she can't handle you at your attempt at a coup, then she sure doesn't deserve you at your court date

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Make cargo shorts with bountiful pockets and you got me

Who better to prosecute a pedophile than someone who knows how they operate?

I had to take a medical test to be a delivery driver for FedEx.

We shouldn't hold politicians to that same high standard, clearly