Props to Alana Haim for her performance, because that woman was VILE and she made her deeply entertaining every second she was on-screen

The real drama in #TheDrama has to be how sweet Mike ended up with the horrific judgmental shrew of a harpy known as Rachel

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

Guess they were Hungary for new leadership 🥁

Always thinking about my dad’s review of the #MammaMia film: “this movie can’t be bad, it has goats!”

You can take the guy of the Italian village…

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

If SNL UK is successful, I hope they launch a Latin American SNL and everyone is super confused about why a sketch comedy show is called “It’s Inside Him.”

A ★★★★½ review of Shakespeare in Love (1998) All of the Weinstein and Oscars discourse doesn’t change the fact that this a Hall of Fame script, executed with great production flair and an embarrassingly good cast and an absolute banger ending. P...

I rewatched #ShakespeareInLove and it’s amazing how rewatchtable it is. One for the ages. boxd.it/dTIFEt

This doesn’t seem hyperbolic now

There’s a petty and vindictive part of me that wants to carry a small foghorn and BLAST IT RIGHT IN THE EAR of people playing audio without headphones on subway cars

Nope, it’s the name of an influencer who does all these insane things to look attractive (like taking meth), and yet you still clear him

This means you don’t know who Clavicular is and honestly you’re better off that way

The Vice President writing a book about being a good Catholic is like the President writing a book about respecting E Jean Carroll’s bodily autonomy.

My brother in Christ there are influencers openly taking a little bit of meth to try and look this good

“Breturn” isn’t quite as punchy a term as “Brexit” though

Kristi Noem Responds to Husband's 'Bimbofication' Fetish Photos Kristi Noem has responded to a report that her husband, Byron Noem, engaged in "bimbofication" fetish content online.

If he wanted a plastic bimbo he already had one at home www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Worshipping at the altar of my god

Italy’s failure to qualify for the World Cup is kinda timed to their recent turn back towards fascism and I don’t think that’s a coincidence and I’m only semi-joking

I hope to god we get to see that stop motion #Piranesi that #Laika is developing 🙏

Bachelorette suitor from canceled season drove car in Madison Cawthorn crash A 'Bachelorette' suitor from Taylor Frankie Paul's now-scrapped season was the driver in the 2014 car crash that paralyzed former Republican congressman Madison Cawthorn.

This reminds of the “fun” time Rudy Giuliani was on #TheMaskedSinger ew.com/bachelorette...

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

Though I think she was destined to be a psychologist post-slaying. But the insurance idea still fits: it’s a way to help people but on a micro level. Anyways, they should reboot it

Also, her having one line in the pilot and it being banal and anticlimactic is the kind of hilarious subversion the show excelled it

My hot take is that Buffy being pulled from a life of normalcy she fought so hard for, and back into a world of magic and violence — but this time as a mentor — is a great tragic arc and would be worth exploring

Ya know, I wasn't even especially into the idea of a Buffy reboot, but now I have a NEW ENEMY. Who is this creepy exec?

I hope the songwriters from #KpopDemonHunters went straight to Diane Warren, patted her on the shoulder, and said “your work is really good, better luck next time!” with their Oscars in hand

This is the fourth year in a row the Best animated film was NOT Disney/Pixar #Oscars

Little plug for #Arco, a beautiful little film

Conan made a joke referring to Britain as the place “where they actually arrest the pedophiles in charge” and I think everyone gasped