Well, there's always Ai ala Val Kilmer's newest movie. In all seriousness, I believe Offerman was in a play version some years back.

Happy Birthday!!

Yes! Love Jack Handey! Was it you that lumped him together with Edson and Tate?

That's adorable menace.

Brilliant!

Writing is hard because it's so easy to say absolutely nothing at all

Bought! Happy Birthday, to you and your book!!

Happy birthday!! LLAP! 🖖

Mother Needs by Elena Zhang The children were coming, and she needed to be ready. Needed to build skin, layer by layer. Cushions of dermis so thick she could see the strata over time, like a canyon wall clock. She softened wrinkled leather into supple bruised peach peels. Salted her abscission. When they came, they came hungry. Stripped it all away. One bite at a time. Revealed orange sunsets, pink blushes. There was so little of her left, dripping sweetly and alone amongst many. In the end, she was glad. Now they would all see how raw she was underneath.

Happy to have two new prose poems in the latest issue of @theprosepoem.bsky.social! Here’s one:
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Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Piżama Press does great work! You should pick up these two titles next month!

So it goes.

Brilliant!

Your post reminds me so much of an old Bill Hicks routine about TV and titties.

Instead of asking chatgpt, why not ask a librarian? You'll get real answers and they won't tell you to kill yourself.

She's amazing!

SPOILER 'LERT. The ones trying to stop voting are the bad guys and whatnot.

SPOILER 'LERT. The ones protecting pedos are the bad guys and whatnot.

SPOILER 'LERT. The ones scheming $4-billion off the American Presidency are the bad guys and whatnot.

SPOILER 'LERT. The ones pulling the stories of minorities from museums are the bad guys and whatnot.

I strongly agree with this.

People in comics & the British fantasy scene! If you were around in the 80s-90s & are willing to speak on or off the record about Gaiman, please DM me or reach out on email. I will put you in touch with someone working on a longform piece. They are wondering why no one, so far, is willing to talk.

Hey Knoxville peeps, sounds a lot like McKay's, don't it?

A thousand times YES!

If you're adding Hedberg, you must needs add Steven Wright. A master.

Bitchin' last sentence, man! Nice punch.

Dear Democrats, I don't give a fuck about the economy at this moment. Stop talking about rising costs and call for impeachment now!

Hey, @claudineliterary.bsky.social , is this right "...along comes with my nearly invalid mother in my face..." or is a word or two missing? Or am I missing something? Love what you do! You, too, @mczyzniejewski.bsky.social

Happy birthday, Evan! Stay strong!