I thought it was an excursion

He’s gone. Not running again. Good riddance

Fuck John Fetterman. Seriously -vote this piece of shit out in 2028

Alas, you rarely are

I think you’re wrong on this one. He’s the real deal

You know who’s not out there declaring Trump a demented madman? Jake Tapper. I guess he only does hatchet jobs on Joe Biden. Fuck you, Jake!

Lawyer is a slimy piece of shit

When you’ve lost Piers Morgan….

Happy Birthday

Actually they said- that’s why we didn’t do this

If you are in Congress- regardless of party- and you aren’t looking at impeachment or the 25th- you don’t deserve to be there

Oh boy, Grandpa got ahold of the phone again. Orderlies, please escort him back to his room

What town? This was Hartford

Congrats on this gig- you’ll nail it!

He’s Nostradamus predicting 18 months out!

….and let’s not forget serving in the military

I kept looking for the box of wine to appear

It’s Seinfeldian. We need to have sex to save the relationship

The name Trump in 2029 will be the equivalent of Hitler in Germany in 1945

Yes but no doubt asking Trump to leave the little boy schools alone

He spent more time talking about the curtains and the ballroom than he did about the four servicemen that died

Fucking guy is a clown

I hope he at least got a hand job out of her

I’ll be there

How about bringing home Nancy Guthrie