When visiting Ohio it's important to try the local cuisine.

It's just incredibly hard to keep track of all the BS, as you well know.

Is this referring to the AI video that Heather Cox Richardson mentioned in her post today?

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

Like... no. Their job, if they win in November, is to spend the next two years making Donald Trump's life a living hell and prevent him from making things worse for the rest of the time he's in office. They are there to gum up the works.

(wipes away a single tear)

Fake Massachusetts Towns april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25

Tomorrow is Patriots' Day in Massachusetts, which means it's a good time to roll out this all-timer from our archives.

VIDEO: Family calls for welfare check on 91-year-old, police find her playing video games Police were called for a welfare check after a 91-year-old woman didn't answer calls from a loved one. Officers arrived to find her busy beating her video game record.

Police were called for a welfare check after a 91-year-old woman didn't answer calls from a loved one. Officers arrived to find her busy beating her video game record.

Is it unprecedented? I bet it's unprecedented.

The same Joe Biden who was hell bent on putting America on the path to maximizing renewables and battery storage? That Joe Biden?

Viktor Orban can still remain prime minister of Hungary if Mike Pence has the courage.

Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”

BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) — Hungary's opposition leader Peter Magyar says Prime Minister Viktor Orbán conceded his election loss in a phone call.

I have started interpreting “centrist” as “status quo” and it really helps.

PSA: *reporting* Israel is bombing “Hezbollah” in Lebanon is like saying Israel is only bombing “Hamas” in Gaza — when we can all see them hitting civilians, apartment buildings, ambulances etc… all you do when you use their preferred words is sacrifice your own credibility.

Fuck this is so true

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

It definitely means that the president just saw it on the news.

Every day feels like a horror movie with a false ending. It’s like “oh that murderer is cooked now” and within minutes the villain is back wreaking havoc again.

Personally I think when a world leader announces “Tune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world end” like it’s the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.

What if the United States had a Congress?

Just because he backed off shouldn’t stop efforts to remove him. He is dangerous and cannot be left in power.

I just had a dark communion with a bag of Doritos and I regret nothing.

This is where his National Guard is showing because no officer who's ever been in charge of an active duty barracks wants to introduce firearms into that environment.

Hence with her, out o’ door!

"For El-Sayed to rally with Piker, he said, is as if George Bush had campaigned with David Duke instead of denouncing the KKK leader."

Guys, you can't be saying this after you gushed over how great it was that Harris campaigned with Liz Cheney.

Controversial take here but holy crap Project Hail Mary was sooooo damn good.

Someone put this on a bingo board, stat!

The only good part of April Fools' Day is that it shows people what it’s like to be a skeptic the rest of the year.

CBS News alert: Breaking News President Trump will address the nation tomorrow night for an "important" update about the Iran war.

The White House will leak all day to juice the markets and then his speech will have no new information and just be his stump speech veering into how he won the 2020 election and we already won this war