Got my referrals sent out.

Approximately 2 years away from being full and complete and whole and shit.

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Sites broken again

SO.

This is feeling like a sure thing. fingers crossed. Even if that happens tho I'm gonna have bills before I get first paycheck. A really generous person helped me get Rent for May covered but yeah food and meds and bills still exist.
V: @/JKNotSoBad
C: $/JKNotsobad
PP: @/comfortingmoo
Tip jar

Gallaghering Jesus is pretty funny ngl

I need to get into making content, fr

One day I’ll be employed and miserable instead of unemployed and miserable

Meli with green hair and purple lipstick wearing a Pup shirt and a leather jacket

POV of Meli drinking coffee with her feet crossed and propped on a bench

Meli smiling all cute like

Coffee in the rain is best coffee

It’s true

No need.

The joke is all yours

Contortionists can get bent

Contortionists hate my pillow hack

“I’d have voted for Obama a third time if I could” from “get out”

I’d vote for Kamala’s 3rd failed presidential bid if I could

Meli with a red Sasquatch shirt and leather jacket with a smug smirk on her face

Meli’s legs up on a table.

Big butchin today

You’re not jizzing on that, are you?

Gotta order at closing when nobody gives a shit and everyone wants to die.

Nobody is paying attention to anything but the clock so you get fun surprises sometimes

Burgerville accidentally game me an extra cheeseburger and I feel like I just had sex

emergency support needed asap

trans masc person in trouble in NYC

need to get them to safety

please boost

a wheelbarrow would fix me

If you can’t dig through my ditches and burn with my witches then you don’t deserve to slam in the back of my Dragula

pic added to boost visibility its just Fabio, our black cat, fascinated by his new cat fountain

🚨PLEASE BOOST🚨

my bff/former partner just moved to NYC to live with a family member.

this family member has turned out to NOT be safe AT ALL.

if U r in NYC and can put up a 43yr old trans masc enby for a day or two PLZ respond here or DM me

theyve only been in NYC 2 days they urgently need help

Women are nicer on the weekdays

Raw Vegan Wigs

Toes in my mouth would fix me

Pipes are freaky and full of the unknown

“Guess not 😔”

- Old Chaser Proverb

Soda is best out of a can

They say this about anything they don’t immediately get within 30 seconds of messaging you

“Guess not 😔”

- Old Chaser Proverb