to explain a little bit, i grew up mormon, and the jesus here is based on the big white jesus in the SLC Temple Square Visitor’s Center. the date in the title is the day after my 12th birthday. and i’m playing nintendogs.

hi!!! this post has been getting some love and i really appreciate it :))) idk what specifically people like about it, but it is definitely comforting to know that this very difficult to explain feeling is in some way relatable

watercolor illustration. an american bullfrog likes on its side, legs splayed and belly cut open as in a dissection, revealing moist internal organs. overlaid on top of the dead frog is the indistinct blue shape of a living frog poised to leap.

hop on to somewhere kinder (2022).

god’s bra size is 999999999ZZZZZZZZZ

i would look so good giving orders via holograph

i don’t know anything about the guy and i don’t care to. but Meatcanyon is hot

yeah amen i wanna see the good stuff!!!

i think it is way more fun in person, but overall i totally agree. it’s almost never as good as just regular standup hahaha

Learning about polo: Oh wow horses that’s awesome.

Learning about water polo, fully expecting dolphins: oh

signalis sequel where everything is identical but every character is a sentient forklift

a new era awaits

Jesus Letting Me Know I’m Up Past My Bed Time on June 7th, 2007

bug HRT shot

Documents

fuck man we really never topped this

checking my phone during the breaking bad intro

hahaha woah!!

wiiiip

Study of a Lying Figure // SH2

thinkin about this one today for some reason

this is going really really well by the way

one of my favorite physical media pieces i’ve ever made :))

i know i don’t have many followers but why didn’t this get 999999999 likes

i soak in milk, i know not whose.
my life in theirs, i try to clean
but the milk grows thick and green
i soak i soak i cannot choose

oh my god…

FUCK i’m so pissed off i’ve been praying and BEGGING to understand what the hell they meant when they said “desire is the root of all suffering” but it’s not working!!!!!!!

Epic Awesome Eyepatch Wolf: The Nightmare World of Free Guy

doing a crochet club in egypt and starting out with a land acknowledgement for all the mummies