Have you listened to Space Dandy?

Name a filler track that slaps this hard? I'll wait.

Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Obviously absolutely TF not,

*However*

I can't help but think the sounds of intergenerational trauma being reenacted through the muffled reverberation natural to the inside of a trash or recycling bin, is somehow poetically perfect.

Have to admit, this was a moment when the ai slop lying to me is exactly what I wanted.

*Frantically googling if Leopard Seals have venom*

The frolicking took me out 😂😂😂

Watching that movie really is a full contact sport.

I'm sure it's a coincidence that this seems to match, shot, angle, and costuming, with a Fitzgerald Grant III sequence.

I'm not the only one who sees that, right?

This idea brings me a weird amount of peace.

in a world of lauren bezoses, be a connie ballmer

The authors of the four Gospels of the New Testament.

Broken clocks and all that ...

They’re calling it the “Ctrl+Z” war

Schrodinger’s Strait of Hormuz

five hundred dollars (and a free blizzard) to whoever can talk this thing into giving them a free blizzard

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

A tweet from Representative Thomas Massie that reads: I just viewed 2 Top Secret FISA docs. 1) FISA Court opinion that raises serious concerns about FBI implementation of FISA 702. 2) letter by Senator Wyden describing a secret government interpretation of FISA law. The Constitution requires I vote No on FISA 702 reauthorization.

I sent a classified letter to House and Senate colleagues about a secret interpretation of surveillance law that every American should be concerned about.

Representative Massie is right. The Constitution requires EVERY member to vote against a clean reauthorization.

Live Nation illegally monopolized the market for tickets, jury finds A jury has reached a verdict in the antitrust case against Live Nation, the live event entertainment company.

Live Nation illegally monopolized the market for tickets, protecting its position through pressure and leverage, jury finds

Missouri town fires half its city council over data center deal Residents of a St. Louis suburb turned out in droves to unseat four incumbents just days after the council approved a development agreement for a $6 billion data center.

Voters in a small Missouri town, unhappy with the city council’s approval of a $6B data center, ousted all four incumbent council members running for reelection

This is how I learn my phone is 1 minute fast?!

*furious scribbling*

He looks like, while on a third date, he realizes that the host is his Columbus wife, the server is his Buffalo Wife, and the head chef is his St Paul Wife.

image from inside Artemis II text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.

<<<< Perfectly ripe fresh Mango

The real prize was the pettiness along the way.

This is the Gospel.

This raggedy-ass ceasefire:

I simply think that no American President and in fact no human being at all should ever have the capacity to destroy civilization and it is sheer madness that we exist in a world where this is possible even when that isn’t foremost in our minds and headlines

I cannot even fathom the elated high-fives at Nutella HQ right now.

Actually, people love to work hard - Anil Dash A blog about making culture. Since 1999.

One of the biggest lies that media keeps repeating from right-wing commentators & politicians is “people don’t want to work anymore”. Actually, people *love* to work hard — if the work is meaningful and workers are respected. It’s a management skill issue. anildash.com/2026/04/06/p...

Love that Corgi 🤣🐶