I regret to inform all of you that I think I would potentially run through a brick wall for Michael Malone

And before you say anything: yes, we wanted him, but yall could’ve kept quiet. You didn’t. Now look at you.

To the Arizona fans that were spicy with us before and after Tommy Lloyd signed that extension:

LOL

The itis is gonna choke me out until July

Boozer trying to pass it over two UConn defenders

Just an all time insane decision

This is what is was like in the HQ studio when UConn beat Duke

And the year before this they got bounced off the block by DJ Burns and *NC State*.

These folks are going to come for his head man. He ain't built for this

Keep underachieving, Duke

It's so beautiful, and also completely unnecessary. There's no 10 second violation with 10 seconds left! They were in the bonus!

duke loses

duke got beat by a kid with this haircut letting a shot rip from almost the logo, i’m gonna be laughing for a while

HOLY SHIT UCONN

Once again Duke failed to meet expectations in the NCAA Tournament. I hope they cry in the car. I hope everyone that picked them to win it all cry in the car. Keep on underachieving, you bums

GOODNIGHT DUKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There’s mad irony in UNC hiring Bobby Petrino….and Will Wade pulling a Bobby Petrino move on NC State. You can’t make this stuff up.

LOL this aged like fine wine

Grinding culture is a very MLM thing for someone to embrace. Big “You wanna buy some Avon shampoo?” vibes

ALT:

I hope there’s enough NC State fans on this app to see this….

Yall deserved every bit of that L you took lol showed your asses after beating us and it was nothing but pain after that. Also, Lubin not winning a NCAAT tourney game with yall may be my favorite part cuz im petty

Here's my Final Four in ESPN Men's Tournament Challenge

fantasy.espn.com/tc/sharer?ch...

24 points off turnovers for Duke says it all. UNC didn't play much worse on offense than they did. You gotta take better care of the ball…but also that's hard when Maliq Brown is teleporting all over the court to disrupt passes/block shots

UNC secures double-bye in the ACC Tournament after Miami’s win over SMU The Caleb Wilson-less Heels found a way to finish top four in the ACC.

www.tarheelblog.com/unc-basketba...

This. SO much better than the ESPN app

Imagine only getting to bring out that dumbass belt once only to get beaten to death with Duke’s belt.

Shoutouts to NC State beating that I-40 traffic with 10 min left in the game against Duke lolllolololol

February 28, 2001: Houston's Kelvin Cato scores his only two points of the game on a dunk attempt that "looks like trick photography."

📺 TNT/FOX/NBA Action

Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.

I realize how this sounds like sour grapes, but I can already tell that NC State is going to be way too live to beat a UNC team that is missing Veesaar and Wilson. But even with that said…the guys that are playing will earn the ridicule because my GOD how are y'all shooting this poorly?

We beat Duke. We lost to Miami on the road. Fair exchange. Well played, Basketball Gods. On to the next one.

LOL I am now the Joker

Drake Maye: I am so sorry. I really wanted this for you.

Patriots fans: 10 years later…I haven't forgotten, and I am happy you are suffering. I hope you are crying in the car.

Go Falcons.