Advertisement · 728 × 90

Posts by delcake

Post image

My friend, my tomodachi

5 days ago 1067 381 12 3
Who remembers places 

It is a picture of Brian and a place

Who remembers places It is a picture of Brian and a place

2 days ago 2059 378 58 20
Brian is a computer lab looking thing with the text
"The only GPT I care about is 
Getting drunk and
Passing out after eating a frozen pizza because I got 
Too drunk chat

Brian is a computer lab looking thing with the text "The only GPT I care about is Getting drunk and Passing out after eating a frozen pizza because I got Too drunk chat

5 days ago 672 160 16 0

Had a fantastic time with it! Excited for the release and to see what else is waiting for me beyond world 1. 😁

Congrats on the upcoming launch!

6 days ago 1 0 0 0
A digital 4 panel comic. The first panel has a white cat that says "I try to be nice to everyone". The second panel has a black cat that replies with "ok now be nice to yourself." Third panel is the white cat staring in silence, and the fourth panel the white cat's expression changed into an angry one

A digital 4 panel comic. The first panel has a white cat that says "I try to be nice to everyone". The second panel has a black cat that replies with "ok now be nice to yourself." Third panel is the white cat staring in silence, and the fourth panel the white cat's expression changed into an angry one

But what if I don't wanna >:[

#comic #cats

1 week ago 2928 1162 21 41
Post image

Tassha & Merran #RabbitAndSteel (based on a twitter post by @Min_tramcam )

1 week ago 334 86 0 0
Chat from "Kitten"
Me: what?
Kitten: that's right
we're having a Wii U

It's a picture of a pregnancy test with a Wii U logo in it

Chat from "Kitten" Me: what? Kitten: that's right we're having a Wii U It's a picture of a pregnancy test with a Wii U logo in it

2 weeks ago 1356 327 13 5
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

2 weeks ago 16921 5834 259 695
2 weeks ago 720 327 4 0
Advertisement
Post image
2 weeks ago 20 3 0 0

Just like me fr fr 😎

2 weeks ago 1 1 0 0

if you're a speedrunner and want your runs featured on @rtareview.stream (on twitch and streamplace) let delcake know!!

1 month ago 15 4 1 0
A picture of Brian with the text 
I am going to succeed because I am crazy

A picture of Brian with the text I am going to succeed because I am crazy

1 month ago 537 142 9 7

It really is a great little device. Gave me the perfect excuse to revisit the DS library of games I missed the first time around. Phantasy Star 0 has gotten the most playtime on mine so far!

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

PSA for all twitch lurkers: You can stop these scummy ads from happening by disabling the page visibility API.

Here's the extension i use for it :3
Chrome-Based browsers: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/disab...
Firefox:
addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefo...

#twitch

1 month ago 5215 3988 20 51

Gimme

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
Advertisement

unbebabtbabelesbnsmdnsmmsmzlkxkskmzxnsmsmmsmsxmsmmamncmskcnjrjdshbsbsbsjsjskcnjdjakncndjsjnxncnjdjdjjxncnndnsjjzjcjdnnznjdjfjjsjxjfjjdjfjjxjcjjdjxjcjjfjdkcjfnjdjxkfjjfjdjcicjdjjejejjennsbeehatsyysyayeboobehayyeyrgshhahdhehshhrhdjjdjejdjdhhdhzgdhhdhejdjjdjejdjjejdhdjjskdkdjjsjdjjdjejeuehshsujsajtable

1 month ago 305 45 22 5

scarlet hollow exists at the interaction of folk horror, gothic horror, and cosmic horror, and i just think that's neat. all in one package you got the southern small town with creatures, the decaying estate of a powerful but now collapsing family, and the Unauthorized Fucking Thing

1 month ago 117 38 0 1
Preview
Streamplace Emote Artist Interest Form We are gathering information from talented emote artists to build an exciting emote ecosystem on Streamplace.

STREAMPLACE EMOTE ANNOUNCEMENT: We're working on emotes.

Do you make emotes? Do you know someone that does? We want to hear from experienced emote artists! Get in touch: forms.gle/UstjDf4g4nV5...

1 month ago 100 46 9 7

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

lmao, that didn't take long. Keep canceling your nitro

2 months ago 4 0 0 0

Hello speedrunners! I'm setting up @rtareview.stream to showcase the personal bests of any runners who opt-in to be shown.

If you'd like to add your runs to the collection, message me at www.speedrun.com/messages/new... to grant permission!

2 months ago 13 6 2 1

I'm making this as a way for runners and their communities to connect, discover the broader scene, and even help establish runs for games that haven't yet been explored.

If you're not a runner yourself but know someone who might be interested, feel free to send them this way!

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Hello speedrunners! I'm setting up @rtareview.stream to showcase the personal bests of any runners who opt-in to be shown.

If you'd like to add your runs to the collection, message me at www.speedrun.com/messages/new... to grant permission!

2 months ago 13 6 2 1
Bronze Medal Guy meme by 3palec modified to show the dog from the Winter Olympics celebrating by getting his well-deserved medal, giving the middle finger to everyone because he is the best boy.

Bronze Medal Guy meme by 3palec modified to show the dog from the Winter Olympics celebrating by getting his well-deserved medal, giving the middle finger to everyone because he is the best boy.

THE WINNER

2 months ago 5517 1463 30 16

keep cancelling your nitro

2 months ago 6230 2857 34 10
Advertisement
Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies*
Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

2 months ago 11215 3228 89 34
2 months ago 3168 1277 30 6

Now this is truly the future of watching streams 😎

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

lmao. By the way when Persona inevitably gets hacked and everyone's PII gets out, it's still Discord's responsibility.

Don't let 'em dodge responsibility with an "oops, that was a 3rd party's fault."

They are certifying their trust in Persona's security by contracting with them.

2 months ago 7 1 2 1
Born too late to buy a home
Born too soon to explore space 
Born just in time to play Bomberman Hero while eating pizza

Born too late to buy a home Born too soon to explore space Born just in time to play Bomberman Hero while eating pizza

2 months ago 1346 294 15 5