Getting a lot of questions about my decision to hire a guy called Roderick The Evil Killer Clown for the role of Ambassador to Circuses

Jonathan Keir
Harker Starmer
🤝
Not having enough questions about
their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

Texting my workplace nemesis to let them know that tomorrow I will be crop dusting in the area their desk is

Always find the pre-warning so funny like, okay thanks for letting us know, will have three weetabix in the morning to prepare

The new logo for Infowars has been revealed.

The Onion has successfully landed a deal to take over Alex Jones' site after 17 months of legal issues.

Tim Heidecker will serve as the site's creative director.

Can’t wait for this to come out so I can go “so Mr Doom is also Iron Man???”

It’s not bad, not quite camp enough unfortunately, a bit too straight faced imo

The hydrofoil!!!!! From Bergerac

I don’t know this reference

He was right!!!!

Katy Perry can go to space and I can’t go on a Concorde??? Grow up

Does anyone else sometimes get really livid they won’t get a go on a Concorde, like bring them back come on, just for a bit

Don’t because I’ll spread this rumour

Blocked

Sorry they refer to top officials in the Foreign Office as mandarins? The tiny oranges? And we’re supposed to take this seriously?

*me speaking into my wrist* take him down boys

The M&S Gigantic Chocolate buttons are magnificent but I think they could be giganticer

Madison Brek Heat (1995) dir. Michael Mann

As god intended

I did not?!!

An online advert reading “you wouldn’t ignore a warning light on your car. Don’t ignore you body.”

Oh I absolutely would

God I quote this all the time

Do you think David Attenborough has ever gone to film in a pond for one of his documentaries and found a dead body

"our son was run over by our car" is a masterwork in the field of passive language

You can never shame me for being middle-aged. I was born middle-aged

Due to circumstances I removed my own stitches this morning and now I truly believe I could do a small surgery if I needed to

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

A legion of soldiers I want to say Roman but I am not a historian

Listening to a podcast and the host said a man was found to have “legions on the brain” and so I have imagined these lads stomping over the frontal lobe