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Exactly one year ago today:

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screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

"autechre" spelled out in the design of the "Friends" tv show logo

I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad

a medieval drawing of a woman falling and hitting her head on the ground with a serene expression on her face

ow, france, 15th century

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

skeleton warrior saying “PAIN IS TEMPORARY / AMBIENT IS FOREVER”

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

a medieval illustration of two hares killing and skinning a man

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations

Talking to yourself is not a sign of mental illness. It's not.

ten years ago today no one clapped

Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!

have some p bad mosquito bites rn so i can relate

new Prurient / Vatican Shadow album cover:

oh i never wear those 😏😏😏

Let's get the hell out of here.

I want to post this here since its only on X.

Dave's granddaughter has announced he has passed away.

Dave made a lot of us smile and was generally a cool dude with great vibes. I hope he rests well as my condolences go to his family.

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

Are you kidding? The UN's about the only chance we've got these days. If the U.S. spirals into another Civil War...