It's only about 3cm round, but it's enough to put me in a bad mood.

Dammit

Bought the kids new bedding.

Washed it.

Went to iron it.

Didn't turn iron down far enough.

Burnt a hole in the elder one's duvet cover. It's right near the bottom, it can be hidden, but still...I have little money to get them stuff like this anyway, then I immediately ruin it.

Quantum witch has been nominated for best LGBTQ+ indie game

I mean of course we're going to lose to Date Everything but.......

QUANTUM WITCH IS A GAYMING AWARDS NOMINEE!!!!!

Jeepers this is surreal 😁😁😁

@mrbiffo.bsky.social @commandersterling.bsky.social @jerdencooke.bsky.social @gaymingmag.bsky.social

Morrissey, there. #TOTP

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Oh, it was dark as fuck. It was also very funny

Random memory

The village I lived in as a kid was so insular, when the lollipop lady went on holiday, she sent me a postcard.

Was this a normal occurrence, or just my experience?

Who is this scuzzy prick?

I'm sorry, I'm willing to interact with many, at least with the first messages, but if you're asking me to help your entire dying family while your link has crypto in its name, then when I go on your account and apart from the last, all your messages are about crypto, I'm gonna block you

Why do you hate fringes? :D

Especially as the answer was "it depends on the year you're remembering" when it comes to Gamesmaster. Which I found out by tweeting that question, about seven thousand years ago

I mean, that's not my fave quote, it's a quote from my fave film

"it means 'making something worse' "

HAH

This isn't as impressive as when you followed me back on Twitter (I asked What Day was Gamesmaster on the telly and you went YEP I WANNA FOLLOW THIS PERSON!") but I'll take it :D

Holy fuck, slapped in the face with...not nostalgia, but more

" *points* I REMEMBER THIS SHIT!"

Albert the cat looking at me like “I thought you were supposed to be my best friend? Why’d you put me on a diet with out asking me?”

I can't get my head around cross stitch, but I can do embroidery

It's just like, I can knit, but I can't get beyond the first line of crochet!

I mean, they're from Aldi, they're sometimes really good.

I was VERY impressed with the smell, it's exactly like the bit of a garlic bread pizza where the cheese stops, and the garlic butter has soaked into a little bit of the crust

A tub of Snackrite Snax in Garlic bread flavour, featuring a pizza slice with the design of a christmas tree, and three crisps, with some snow and presents at the bottom of the tree.

These things aren't bad. Could do with being a little stronger on the taste, but they smell *exactly* like garlic pizza bread.

Looks like Paxo and sprouts to me, love!

I am so scared that I'm not gonna get my job I've signed up for, cos the registration I have to sign up for

I was honest, I said I was dismissed from my last job

I told important people I was dismissed from my last job, but I am now in limbo again
They need to look at what happened then come back to me

Oh, totally understandable. But I'd still be barefoot in the house, and to be honest, if it was A Big Snow, I'd just borrow my elder kid's wellies, he's the same shoe size as me...

I love novelty socks, like toe socks or BIG FLUFFY socks, but everyday, I am more comfortable barefoot

seriously, if I am at home, and unless I have to put the Big Bin out, I am barefoot

socks are a year round thing round my way, cos we have to wear SHOES for Work

Whereas in some places you can wear FLIP FLOPS any time

I think I'd be turned away if I was wearing anything but closed toed shoes

But also- i prefer being barefoot myself, any time I'm not needed elsewhere!

Helen, there, boasting that SOCKS are a WINTER thing...

I say yes as it has “Hard” in the title

December, so time to answer that perennial question “is Die Hard a porno?”

I have a job lined up, and I am terrified. Mainly cos I haven't done anything like this for years, though I have the qualifications

Your friend is *terrified*

To be honest