Me: Can we go off the record real quick?

Starting to feel the chill of a Milkshake Ducking for Afroman in the air. A brief moment in the breeze.

Do you guys think Pynchon is there

Saw Tracy Letts at the closing performance of Bug and he had, like, *okay* seats. At his own play. 10/10 wife guy behavior, though

WSA! WSA!

Showing up in Oakland tomorrow morning like George Costanza pretending he didn't quit

@tolariancommunitycollege.com I recognize this song

A Google survey asking if I'm planning a trip to Cuba

Nice try, officer

Looks like Josh Safdie has been removed from tomorrow's Q&A with Timothée Chalamet in NYC

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You could say Goldman's '22 victory was cheered by "the left" if your definition of "the left" is "older liberals who liked watching him on cable news."

But he's never had strong support from the young leftists in NY-10. He narrowly won a crowded primary against multiple, more left-wing candidates.

The cut to Rob Riggle is really what sells this as a 30 Rock cutaway gag

You could go to the Brooklyn Bazaar. You could buy an $8 sandwich from some guy calling himself Cheezus Christ or some shit. You could see Fred Armisen leer at women. It was truly the End of History.

Looks like the only thing preventing the end of the film industry as we know it is Trump's desire for his buddy to own CNN

Gonna take a stab at these:

1. Born that way
2. Historically, young men without families were in high demand as Hill staffers
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes

I am, in fact, The Face on Mars

Her: You better not be the Face on Mars when I get in there

Me:

Weapons (2025) dir. Zach Cregger

Constantly refreshing the timeline until everyone else wakes up and sees

Oh hey, that's my neighbor Wally

Bill Kristol Says He Would Vote For Zohran Mamdani for New York City Mayor | The Forum "Going back to Cuomo" would be "ridiculous," said Kristol.

Welcome back 1940s Irving Kristol
www.cmcforum.com/post/bill-kr...

Got him

Breaking: Seeing a lot of dudes who look like me at the Modest Mouse show in Brooklyn

All else aside, the man is a world-class hater

Hello new people! I once made a starter pack if you’re looking for some fun accounts to follow

Probably nothing. I'm sure you'll cast the right woman in your movie.

Yeah, it’s this. Social media speculation on the hand bruising + Vance’s awkward interview answer + his empty schedule for the holiday weekend. I logged off for a few hours and figured I must have missed something, but nope. Just regular Posting Psychosis.

Like, before 8pm ET or...

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