There's no way. I don't think even making a roster is realistic, you have to play at least a little bit of positional defense

Too busy disappointing in the post season

Gotta play thru the whistle coach!

Oof. Best wishes for a speedy recovery

How utterly shocking from a company named for a legendary magical seeing device that *literally* gives a direct conduit to the embodiment of evil and hatred. Easy rule of thumb, if a tech bro makes a company named after something from TLOTR they're evil.

Like, on purpose?

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Yes indeed ..the bird understands water displacement

Slagle coming back to the good guys, that's so freaking huge #BlueCy

Good, fuck that bitch. Note that I am properly gendering her

I will say I feel like the line play has improved, specifically the OL. Now it just shows exactly why these QBs are not in the NFL

I'm more than just a little curious
How you're planning to go about
Making your amends
To the dead

The games have some pretty subpar play but damn if they aren't innovating

"Full circle" moment for Brent Metcalf, Alli St. John coincides with major ISU wrestling news - Cyclone Fanatic Iowa State new men’s wrestling head coach Brent Metcalf, speaks as new wrestling director Kevin Dresser and women’s wrestling head coach Alli St.John looks on during a press conference at Hilton Colis...

A full-circle moment for new Iowa State head men's wrestling coach Brent Metcalf and new head women's wrestling coach Alli St. John coincided with major news.

And, actually, it helped thread all that news together. #BlueCy

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After a game winning OT penalty a few weeks ago, the UFL will be updating their rules.

Warning: Dean Blandino.

Did *not* have the Pope subtweeting the evil morons in the white house on my bingo card but wow

The term "fast" merely scratches the surface for ISU's multi-talented running back Aiden Flora - Cyclone Fanatic By Rob Gray, correspondent  AMES — What kind of impact might former walk-on running back Aiden Flora have on Iowa State’s offense this season? The Cyclones’ first-year cornerbacks coach Mike Banks pro...

Yes, ISU sophomore running back Aiden Flora is fast.

But the former walk-on from Adel is much more than that.

"He's a machine," Cyclone running backs coach John Johnson said.

#BlueCy Story

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I don't know how to tell prime that I am not in fact an incontinent female octegenarian but alas, my ads persist.

Joke's on you, I don't even have a spring game

On beefin with the Pope and the infamous Dr. Jesus H Trump picture

@realfollowers.bsky.social

Iowa getting hit for tampering with a QB is funny, that it was Cade McNamara makes it hilarious

Oh they self imposed that one already

‪This does mean Iowa hasn’t won El Assico since 2021. ‬

I truly ask this with no malice (and no small amount of glee): how on earth, with the portal and NIL landscape the way it is, does a school "commit tampering" in the first place? And for *Cade McNamara*... 🤣

Same shit since Reagan. If government is the problem what the fuck are you doing *being in government*? "Vote for me because I think my job is bad and causes problems"

Dammit the absolute shit injury curse is still here