Blonde white woman wearing a pink halter top and a glittery necklace which says COUGAR

Me at nearly 50. Note the necklace.

I particularly enjoy that the quote from the AI acolyte uses an em-dash. Suggesting they got their response from...AI.

An extremely tired white middle aged woman wearing fuzzy bunny ears

I've decided it's a bunny ears day

2003 isn't gonna cut it

Exactly this. It's trauma.

I haven't told Mr Bee yet but I'm just assuming he'll be on board

DO NOT EAT THAT CINNAMON BUN

I sat for a 6h session years ago and felt *so unwell* on the train home from Brighton. Tattoo flu is real; nourish yourself.

Bedding with cute cartoon dinosaurs

I have this on order in super king

Always

See also: Billericay, which has somehow become lost from County Kerry and ended up in Essex.

Ageing: the condition of becoming less serious about all you were once far too serious about and more serious about all that you once undervalued.

How were they forced to do that? It was all choice.

The urinary leash has been harming women for decades. They're now effectively banning trans people from public life. It's grim.

But it is tho…chatting with ai should be considered like chatting with a malevolent demon that may seem like it can help you but you can never trust it and it may well drive you into madness

Related: we're launching our women's second team next season, and my repeated suggestion that it be called 'Vixens 2: Electric Boogaloo' has been met with stony silence.

(Largely, I suspect, because everyone was born about 20 years after the film came out.)

Things will probably be less chaotic than usual

Slow clap this morning to everyone sharing that CNN article about the running robot. Is this your first day on the internet? Didn't we do the whole "don't share clickbait it only encourages them" thing in, like 2003? FGS if you have to share your witty comeback TAKE A SCREEN SHOT.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

A large fluffy grey cat lying on the keyboard of a laptop and looking directly at the photographer. You do not want to mess with him.

Wanted to work did you?

#DailyFrank

What do you use for email?

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

Fuck all the way off

This second chart has a lot of white that should be light pink.

Cage match or gtfo

I get at least one speaker invitation per week to (apparently) global communications conferences

A photo of something unknown ascending, looks like a rocket

OK space nerds (inc @virtualastro.bsky.social) the 16yo photographed this from South Notts within the last 30 minutes (approx 2030 local). Anyone know what it is?

Through a combo of fatigue and distraction earlier I invented 'toastie macaroni'. I might try to make it happen.

Oh wow, hers is gorgeous and it's no contest

Gosford Park (2001)

Gosford World (2015)

Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)