Shame about Richarlison 😕

Loved the way Richardlino (?) kept chasing the PSG goalie when he had the ball. It felt very intimidating

I added your infamous quiche recipe to my mags for the forthcoming Aug/Sep #quiche #dantesquicherocks

Never has my flabber been so gasted. #ThamesWater has sent me an email telling me it’s the driest Spring for 69 years and I should fix leaky loos or dripping taps to help keep the reservoirs topped up. How about TW stops diverting funds to pay bonuses and uses for mending the pipes 🤬

I had Red Leicester mini cheddars - does that count?

Mine involved being asked by one of my advertisers to go and pick up a car from up north that a broken down and was needed back in London for its MOT. It also involved going to a really strange theme park where I kept asking people if what I was being asked to do Was even legal. My brain is frazzled

I had to wake myself up from a really weird dream and now I want to back to bed!

What was your highlight?

‘Better than anything’: Tottenham fans toast Europa League win Supporters gather in north London to celebrate end to football club’s 18-year wait for trophy

Thought you’d like this (if you haven’t already read it) @dantebanks.bsky.social

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Yay! So happy for you ⚽️🥅#COYS

Yum

I asked if they allowed electric bikes - not heard back yet 😂

@dantebanks.bsky.social saw this and thought of you 🚴

Come outside
Come outside
There’s a loverly moon up there ❤️

Yikes 😧

Howdy Mr Bee Guy. One of my neighbours has lots of bees going mad for his japonica. He’s taken a picture and I wondered if you could tell me what it is please?

#partialeclipse

Not sure how much good this will do but there is an overturned car by the library on Colney Hatch Lane. No traffic getting through either way. Please repost
#trafficaccident #n10 #colneyhatchlane

Nah. Monty asked if he could add it to his collection of stuff which includes a tube map for the Piccadilly line which was hanging off (so he says) half a number plate and a knackered traffic cone 😂

It’s not on my hot list but like Aldi it has some great bargains! Set off the security alarm today in there. Didn’t realise until I got home that I still had the scanner in the trolley 😂

If you like cheese & onion crisps get Tesco’s cheese & red onion version. Divine!

They do a stonking Greek Chardonnay. And their pink G&T in cans is the only one I drink (went off gin for some inexplicable reason).
Other recommends are the Specially Selected lasagne - cor and wagyu steaks/burgers 😋
Not too many mad buys at my local. I’m in your area on Fri so will pop in!

Gonna have to find a sentence to use unpigeonholeable or just become unpigeonholable 😂 x

Look closely.

If I told you that the Bank of England upgraded its growth forecasts yesterday, would you believe me?

It did....

i HAvE nOt gOne CRazY - honest

This is a hill I am prepared to die on - the BoE and others (all central banks, IMF, OECD etc etc) report their "forecasts" in a terrible way

🧵

Watching Severance/Prime Target. Will check the others. 🙏

@dantebanks.bsky.social @bexdoesstuff.bsky.social
I need some TV series inspo - what do you recommend?

Dear @michaelrosenyes.bsky.social I know someone looking for exhibitors for the Southgate Children’s Literature Festival. It’s a little cheeky of me to jump on your timeline but feel you would endorse it and hopefully some of your followers might be interested in exhibiting🤞

Drives me nuts 🤪
I remember walking into IKEA on 29th September and they had their Christmas displays up. WTAF?!