i just love a cold savory dish ok

i....i love savory aspics sfm, and genuinely want the recipe for whatever is pictured here, it looks tasty.

I did make it through ep 2 at this point, so it was cheeky, rather than prophetic. I WISH I was that accidentally funny, but ALAS.

yes!! I’m delighted so far!!

this is a face that's seen an iPhone

Street Fighter | Official Trailer (2026 Movie) YouTube video by Paramount Pictures

chat, i’m fuckin’ IN youtu.be/Xt4X4FvXk2A?...

The Pitt inventing the hottest new narrative device: Chekhov’s Baby

hi, i'm kind of obsessed w/ this archiveofourown.org/works/798069...

an AU from ep 5 on, shane & ilya trying to be friends and absolutely succeeding miserably

it's exactly the sort of wile-e-coyote-refusal-to-acknowledge-gravity ilya POV that I crave, & the voices are spot on.

also: proxy-fucking

(sometimes I secretly like being forced to reread a few chapters to jog the memory...it's like getting a three chapter update by accident/because of my soft brain!)

only going to measure things using the Princess Diana scale now

the thing is, social media accounts of big brands were never run by interns, but they ARE run by tumblrinas with expendable incomes and excellent taste and now we are REAPING the rewards

Oh he’s just going full Dick Grayson now, huh

He’s in full contemptuous humanities professor mode and it is WORKING.

Matthew Lillard in Daredevil Season 2? Don’t mind if I do!

where is the lie tho

dick: sex with a woman can also be about your daddy issues a woman can be your father jason: sometimes what daddy issues looks like is getting a man twice your age to call you sir and then throwing up in the bathroom because you made him choke on your dick and you LIKED it tim: well my father is my primary example of why I must not give in to the side of me that wants to chain everyone i love to the end of the bed so they'll be safe and can't leave so does that count damian: tender vanilla missionary can be about your mommy issues AND your daddy issues

i need to stop keeping shit like my employee id loose in my notes app with this shit

my favorite kind of denim dress tbqh www.depop.com/products/pmv...

"americans are too dumb to--"

please for the love of god, take one second to think about how our education system has been systematically dismantled for decades now

"too dumb to--"

shut up!! that's not how any of this works!!!

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"I'm [NAME] from [PLACE, ZIP]. I'm calling to urge the Senator/Rep to contact Adm. Correll & remind him that he has the same legal obligation as any soldier to refuse an illegal order from this Commander in Chief."

OH NOOO

i hate how this is absolutely would have been an office episode if it was still running today, which is its own unasked for insult!!

the mullet of dresses!!! party in the front, business in the back!!

passover shopping aka nonconsensual paleo

(chag sameach!!)

killer jumpsuit

the hope makes the sorrow taste even more sweet….

this sedar is basically my ao3 tags

the 3rd and 4th one would be the next top 15 AO3 ship in a heartbeat...

INCREDIBLE

Post by @bexism · 1 video 💬 23  🔁 1017  ❤️ 3479 · the pitt | i got soul but i'm not a soldier

*this* is my favorite sort of fanvid www.tumblr.com/bexism/81234... lyrics are applicable but not hyper-literal, and the finishing ensemble shots are earned by the thing itself. 🤌🤌🤌