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History better refer to this administration's department secretaries as "The Liquor Cabinet"

Avon's tootsie roll

Someday, you'll give us nobodies tickets to your show🤩

My teens are total pushovers when I buy them bath and body and self care products

They take care of business just fine, but the boost of new stuff has them feeling 'nother level

I didn't used to be, but I'm really chill about whatever comes about and I love that for me and all those around me

Womp womp

Are you fkg kidding me royals I have to work in the morning

Bombs, and a win, pls

#Royals

Y'all, I don't think we're gonna make it to postseason

#Royals

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Down 5 in the 12th

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Royals bluesky rn

Your humor is *chef's kiss*

GAME OVER

@wesmoodykc.bsky.social please describe that everything chicken bowl you got at the Chiefs game

4/20 hits different for many

Re: Check swing auto-call potential

Thanks for the info!!

There's a hall of fame for that I'm sure

More extra baseball for extra heartache

#Royals

Stop giving us hope

Check swings need their own auto-call methinks

Because we've been THROUGH IT

A really rough start still has hope

-says someone who's been through the 90s and 00s

This is a #Royals skeet

Dr. Death☝️

Ummm, you get to keep the Royals. Washington Park, it is

I just realized this weekend that if I can hear the speedway at my house, I'll definitely hear chiefs kingdom, too

The year of the squandered

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This last decade in one inning

Yes. Definitely early Fiennes, but y'all can't unsee it now and I'm damn proud of myself for figuring it out

The cat chair

Ugh. Yeah