The Kenya Kwanza regime is murderous.

Imagine a documentary ending with this.

“Our deepest thanks to all photojournalists, production staff, and producers who cannot be credited for their own safety”

This is not just deep. It paints the picture of the kind of life we are living.

#BloodParliament

A KQ plane.

A Kenya Airways (KQ)flight from Nairobi's Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA) to Dar es Salaam was compelled to return just 25 minutes after takeoff due to concerns over a potential leak of hazardous biological material—specifically, Tuberculosis Bacilli—in the cargo hold.​

Kenyans are irredeemably gullible.

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Lakini si hii maisha ni yako, mimi nitashughulika na yangu. Utakula choco, wengine wakule Chapo, mimba iwapate msoto.

If he’s whispering sweet nothings, make sure they come with a receipt and a solid future plan. Otherwise, you’ll be naming your child "Valentino" while he’s out there claiming “things just happened.”

Stay sharp, stay safe, and most importantly—love yourself first!

Ladies, let’s be smart this year. A bouquet and a box of Ferrero Rocher are cute, but 9 months later, you'll be cuddling midnight cravings instead of a man. Don’t let a romantic dinner turn into a baby shower invitation.

Valentine’s is around the corner! Love has started filling the air, flowers are slowly getting overpriced, and chocolate is disappearing faster than your crush’s commitments.

It is so easy to be great these days because many people are weak. If you use common sense you are even called wise because many people don't use it anymore.

Habari Zenu? Habari zenu tena?

The IMF has warned Kenya against using PPPs for large infrastructure projects.

If you voted for this government, you need to spend at least 30 minutes every day feeling ashamed of yourself. Saitan!

Why are you all mad at Mr. Beast?

Would be nice but seems like Hashtags are unclickable. 😂

Will we be getting Ad revenue cash on this app too? 😂

Are we also on UFOs on this side?

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We have very few of them here I guess. 😂

So a post is called a bluesky or just a post. 😂

So this called a “bluesky”?