Tonight's results are giving off this vibe. Always remember to vote, people

If you're in an area with some elections going on today, GO VOTE

Hope you guys are doing okay, man -- hang in there

Jerkass red flag: calling people "individuals"

"porn artists are great at anatomy" is one of the biggest clout farming lies I see circulating all the time. I've seen you people put balls and buttholes in unbelievable locations

I am sorry I am like this. I read the wrong Goosebumps books as a child and it all spiralled downhill from there.

Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg21

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

*tacks this up on the "Ideal gym body" vision board*

Lapdog

how to wake your boyfriend up!

Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg20

New book: Automating bad & misleading tech-forum posts at scale

Thoogle

After much urging by my boss, I tried using Gemini to figure out how to approach a technical problem. It immediately made up a fake API with full fake implementation details.

Thanks, Google.

Every single infrastructure computer should be airgapped from the Internet has been my opening position since 1995 and I've only gotten more "I TOLD YOU SO" about it.

Not on purpose -- those are zucchini. I do have accidental pumpkins growing in my outdoor bed though -- I squashed an old jack o lantern out there last year, and a few seeds got into the soil lol

This is the best germination success rate I've had in a while. I'm gonna have to be merciless.

The kids are alright

Snerk

The Day We Met: Chapter 4, Page 41

Sounds like something one would scream while having a public meltdown in a Walmart

Ham-induced excitement

Today’s posts from Trump and Obama, one after another in my Bluesky feed

Tale of two Easter posts

This came across way more "menacing egg" than "Simpsons reference" but I'm gonna let it ride

Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg19

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

This is so, so well-articulated.