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Suncatcher dreamcatchers: hang on your window the little guy that’s a solar panel and MagSafe charger

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the turd tardis: a little happy meal like box for you to shit on the go

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gummies but they’re also little bells

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Cognitive turgidity

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Clownian motion

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You’ve heard of email. You’ve heard of snail mail. Now get ready for: esnail

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Competitive forgetting

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Opposing climate change is a reactionary position. People who care about the long-term health of Earth’s ecosystems should be trying to find the safest way to melt the ice caps and break out of this terrible rut we’ve been stuck in for the last 5 million years.

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We should invent generative human intelligence

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Spaghetti Eastern

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put fpv cameras on cats for training data

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An adult that takes responsibility because it helps move to the next step and not because it makes sense

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It’s always ok to bully people that evil and in a position of power. All low blows allowed. Don’t police people taking down your enemy. If you are offended get your head out of your behind and turn it toward the shared cause since you already know it’s not about you ya big baby

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New nature’s loopholes

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When you turn 30 you have to stop looking at the market trends of teenagers

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A soundboard for skeet surfing. Assign sounds to users. A fart for each repost. I need to hear the music of the skeets. I need to hear the symphony of feeds. Toot toot

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Bring back potions, tinctures and alchemical decoctions

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Community newts

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Making fun of jd Vance for wearing eyeliner is gender traditionalist bullshit it doesn’t matter if he’s transphobic I don’t care

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woman by wolfmother

has anyone thought of this yet??

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wake up by rage against the machine

has anyone thought of this yet????

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Mario but he’s Gay Luigi

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Car battery!

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plaproto

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A hydrophilic gamer

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Earthbound meditation minigame called situational aware ness

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ok boomer but for gooner

ok gooner
ok gooner
ok gooner

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Clear submarines for underwater sex vacations

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Hacking service that’s a matchmaking service and also a restaurant

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the a bun dance: nay nay with bread