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Ladies and gentlemen, they got it.
Outages never happened before AI. Websites always worked and you never had these problems.
Bengals are going to take him over Downs and I am going to walk into traffic
Put another way: who is saying the economy is doing great since November 2024?
TEMPORAL MISMATCH! "Everybody knows the economy is doing great" is from 2022 when the economy actually was doing pretty great and we were trying to manage inflation. But then a bunch of insane self-inflicted bullshit like tariffs and Iran happened and now it's not doing great and homelessness is up.
Feels like a @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com thing (derogatory)
I think @ytpjason.bsky.social has this one right.
Did any of you ever get into ham radio when you were younger? I feel like Twitter sort of erased that kind of pre-internet chat room
Terrible. Just terrible.
These are gas. Look at that belt!
Now that's what I call Bluesky
It's about the Guys you DON'T Remember
Just another fun thing you can tell your kids about.
Shohei Ohtani potentially owning the longest active on-base streak AND the longest active scoreless innings streak at the same time if he goes 3.1 scoreless to start today www.mlb.com/news/shohei-...
I have had some version of "he wants all of us to be buried with him" in stuff I've written about Trump in the past and usually but not always taken it out. It didn't like looking at it, mostly, but over time it just became one of those things that was too obvious to bother with. It's all sickening.
Annoying journalist baby content with an Angine de Poitrine avatar. Everything is so obvious now
I get why they can't but I wish more websites would accept their position as mods and treat their userbases with more disdain
Developing a parasocial crush on Tracy, I see
The diva generals play an important role in the Civil War narrative, which is to confirm that this country could have never survived if it could only produce East Coast sissies and needed real leaders to emerge from the Midwest and redeem it
Tiktok AI voice: Ten million dollars, your account, the moment this meeting is through
Youtube movie clips used to be titled "The Meeting - Michael Clayton (2007) (3/10)" and now they're all like "George Clooney Shocked When He Learns The Truth"
The f-slur, the r-slur,
I can kinda see a future where US/China solar actually does beat the worst parts of climate change and our reward is either right wingers saying it was fake or leftoids continuing to bang on about it as a danger even though it's solved. No good deed goes unpunished
He's gonna go down as like The Diggers but for technology
History will look back on the achievements of Bidenomics as a roaring success
Pretty flabbergasting how much of the fringe left is now openly in the thrall of this antisemitic conspiracy site and its carefully distorted data
Can you SAY that?
Agree, but Bert Kreischer should still have to be there. No formal role, not on camera. He should just have to watch the Reds game, quietly.
happy opening day to flyover country. it's your fault if your team can't attract star international players. yamamoto almost signed with cincinnati but he wasn't impressed with the local craft brew scene. kodai senga tried milwaukee's brick oven pizza and immediately agreed to NY's no trade clause