Basically nobody at work today which unfortunately just means more work for me 🤙🏻

Sure wish the week wasn't so miserable

I always thought Sun Tzu's "Art of War" was a little simplistic and obvious but it turns out yes, you do literally need to tell the Secretary of War "you need to feed your troops and keep them from being wiped out by preventable diseases"

Basically dead rn, called in to work and all 👎🏻

Been operating at half HP all weekend

Your dasher Don't miss updates or messages Turn on notifications had to seek shelter I'll be there when it's safe Received 14 mins ago

Ordering wings in Oklahoma is a great experience

Holy fuck tornado is actually hitting Ponca rn

Nude descending staircase headless

New Teen Suicide is fantastic as usual

open.spotify.com/album/20J20e...

Cannot accurately count the number of indie folk records I've gone through in the last couple years trying to find *any* that hit the same way as Phoebe Bridgers and I've almost completely come up short. LP3 cannot come soon enough

beautiful women in my notifications saying ⚠︎ Forbidden

Skies are not so blue today y'all

Every single week I get told to do multiple things that I already did, sometimes weeks, months, even years ago.

The last couple hours of my shift always feel a little pointless

It's going to get worse, significantly worse, before it gets better, but we have something they lack: the human spirit. Never forget that.

Every day the fire inside me burns brighter and hotter and I have to remind myself of my own limitations. It won't be this way forever.

“want to feel old” let me stop you right there. it’s not about what I want

I feel so bad for my youngest daughter, only one of my kids to inherit my hair. She has no idea how hard her life is going to be 😭

a fine Tuesday morning on the skyline

Just an hour and a half until I can melt my brain and live my life normally for about 5 hours 🙏🏻

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

A meme of a hairless rat named Neil on a grey floor sitting in front of a rainbow piano or xylophone or something. The text at the bottom says “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006”

happy neil banging out the tunes day to all who celebrate

Never Trump Republican? That’s a Republican.
Liberal who is former Republican? Republican.
Moderate? You guessed it buddy.
Lifelong liberal who hates the left? You know what it is.

Humans were definitely meant to sit at a desk doing spreadsheet busy work for 40 hours a week. Evolution prepared us for this, of course.

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view.

Workers I spoke to are pissed.

Don’t mean to be an alarmist, but lately Trump has been showing signs of being exactly the person he’s always been.

Really do not want to be at work rn

Iran president: 'His Holiness Pope Louis XIV, I condemn the insult to Your Excellency on behalf of the great nation of Iran, and declare that the desecration of Jesus, the prophet of peace and brotherhood, is not acceptable to any free person. I wish you glory by Allah.'

I don't really mind that Pokemon Champions only has a roster of like 7 Pokemon rn, except that exactly zero of my shinies are in the game 😭

gm gm happy Saturday 🤙🏻

Survived yet another week in this time loop 🙏🏻