Okay

A reminder that Trump didn’t know what a Corner Store was.

Did the aliens have large foreheads?

Little League Coach.

Hey Trump… why are you starving our military?

Trump doesn’t know about a hallmark of America… the corner store.

This is me telling you to tell everyone you know to tell everyone they know to get the word out about my friend @oliviatroye.com running for congress in Virginia!

My Pope.

Waiting for Trump to call the pontiff, Poop Leo…

BREAKING: DOJ also seeking to prosecute coach who cut Trump from his freshman baseball team.

New CBS Boss to Host Fancy Dinner ‘Honoring’ Trump David Ellison’s friendly ties with the president have horrified staffers.

THIS kind of "intimate" relationship between Paramount and Trump is the reason why I am testifying this afternoon before a Senate panel against the merger of Paramount and Warner Bros., which owns CNN

www.thedailybeast.com/new-cbs-boss...

Person. Woman. Man. Jesus. Doctor.

So Trump can tell the difference between an elephant and a giraffe, but not Jesus Christ and a doctor.

Trump just performed a "cognitive test" in front of our eyes, publicly, and failed. When challenged, he still could not tell the difference. Remove from office. He has the nuclear launch codes.

Former Syracuse basketball player to be deported after more than a month in ICE custody

26 years old from South Sudan. He has been in the US since age 13, when he was recruited to the country for basketball.

Now being discarded as if he was human refuse.

Shame on Syracuse for not intervening.

www.syracuse.com/news/2026/04...

Buh bye

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

😂

To be fair this is a photograph of my actual doctor.

You know what the extra little c is. It doesn’t need to be written.

Jfcc

I want my Pope tough on crime.

Didn’t see it. But Colin Jost can have the credit lol

They’re literally holding a Strait

We are a very serious country.

So a country without a navy or an air force is dictating where our Navy goes during a war that’s not a war. Got it.

Do Americans know that their Vice President was in Hungary campaigning for a Putin ally to be reelected, instead of in DC during a war in which Putin is helping Iran target Americans?

This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥

Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.

Now do voting
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

Remove. Him. From. Office.

Is this all a fucking set up?