Do you enjoy Nō theatre?

If we all reacted in the same way to the same things, art would be impossible.

That's lovely. I've never seen it before. I think it may be the bandstand in Buile Hill Park, Salford.

You are Heston Blumenthal, and I will devour these.

Lead singer of a Flock of Seagulls really looks like Chucky.

Ceremony also attended by his wife, Tess?

A human wrist, scratched to buggery by an unhappy feline in a gruesome, bloody act of revenge for making her go to the vet.

The cats’ annual trip to the vet went off relatively smoothly this year.

David Bowie and his bride Iman are surrounded by rhyming pop star-artists - Bono, Yoko Ono and Brian Eno. No doubt Bowie requested this shot for laughs.

Bowie and Iman’s wedding - co-starring Bono, Ono and Eno.

I found a test pressing of the Koyaanisqatsi DVD lurking at the back of the cupboard just yesterday.

Talking of Beardsley's sack...

Chinese proverb: The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

Trump Golf Track Tracking the number of days President Donald Trump spends his second term playing golf.

Trumpgolftrack.com is the site for you

It's a good point.

People between the ages of 15-21 get special deals on culture in France. pass.culture.fr/notre-mission

‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ Director Dies of Heart Failure at 94 The prolific Canadian director also helmed films “First Blood” and “The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz.”

The man who directed Weekend At Bernie's has died, age 94. Surely he’s going to attend his own wake? www.thedailybeast.com/weekend-at-b...

Very sorry to hear this. He was the heartbeat of a great band.

I just read the plot summary of Enys Men. Was it written to order just for you?

Brexit was the dry run. To say it was “no exception” is understating its significance.

I spent much of yesterday shouting at the TV, “But she stole our money!” So thank you for pointing me towards this article. I thought I was going mad.

Well, you couldn’t hide behind that nom de plume forever, could you, Bob? Happy April Fool’s Day.

He's not licking your face. He's tenderising it.

There are health services around the world competing for talent like this. Nice of the USA to help out.

If only the option to keep the cash had been open to other countries. Oh, hang on...

He may also be a plant.

Congratulations to The Guardian, whose factual amendment to this article was made this time next year. www.theguardian.com/games/2025/f...

But the king is well known for talking to plants and vegetables.

I would not have put that comma before your name.

Very sad to hear about the death of Gene Hackman. A fabulous actor who loved his craft more than the limelight.

When's he going to send the under 12s up the chimneys?

To be fair, you’ve alienated everyone.