I am 100% mostly kidding, Scalzi is A+ in this, but my years in the 80’s scrawling through sci-fi with characters made of paper towels damaged me!

So like most sci-fi

This episode does not disappoint.

Out of Sight with Clooney and JLo

Honestly best movie ever made.

An easy trick: look at how the outfielder reacts. If they’re climbing the wall or not reacting, it’s an HR. Otherwise it’s a fly out.

Tom

We need to make it ok for people to say they don't like someone's music rather than come up with a take about how they're overrated.

The modal social media user is a deluded idiot, and this site is more lefty than most.

Ovalmogged.

100% true.

Bari Weiss hiding in the washroom like Karen Crowder right now

Colleges and Universities I am tech avail.

President of the country in which she was born and raised.

Kind of feels like he saw Artemis’s picture of Earth and thought “we should blow it up.”

Nothing can actually be an existential crisis for the USPS -- that's like saying a company not using the NYFD would be an existential crisis for the fire department. Postal service is a *government service*, it is not a business. Stop trying to make it what it is not.

A 4k of Hard Boiled.

From internationally acclaimed action film director

New data centers are not being beaten back, they are constrained by supply chains.

“Those delays, it seems, are due to a key bottleneck: electrical components manufactured abroad. Batteries, electrical transformers, and circuit breakers[…], it’s impossible to build new data centers without them.”

Oh yes, this is the good stuff.

*loading a pistol and getting back on Artemis II*

Did anyone tell the Moon we were coming? Are they expecting us? I hope we brought a gift, like a plant or something, or a bottle of wine.

Doesn’t get much better than that.

This is called “having a drinking problem.”

Sometimes I just start thinking about how perfect that Industry season finale needle drop of Veridis Quo was.

It is very very funny that he perceives that as not political.

The core story of Project Hail Mary is befriending an alien and recognizing your similarities even in the face of all your differences. Hope and friendship instead of fear and xenophobia are political! Is Weir so dumb that he doesn’t know what includes politics? (The answer is yes.)

The great irony is that PROJECT HAIL MARY and THE MARTIAN are both political stories! Exploration, collaboration, inquisitiveness, making sacrifices for the larger good, I mean Project Hail Mary literally features an international consortium all trying to save the world together! That’s political!

YOU: “oh we have to investigate who made all that money off the Iran war oil futures!!!”

ME: “oh I gotta figure out when the next Iran war oil futures bet goes live and ride it”

ALSO ME: “mom I lost 300k”

Jeez, Jordan, are you currently looking over my shoulder as I click buy on the One False Move 4K???

On the plus side we're solving the male loneliness epidemic.

Here's to the couple who brought their toddler and baby to the 2PM IMAX showing of PROJECT HAIL MARY at the Burbank 16 yesterday; cheers erupted when they were finally ushered out.