I am still suffering the consequences of Brat summer

I’m listening to Cry by Canadian pop-sensation Carly Rae Jepsen

Guy who only puts profile pic up when travelling 🥴

Put a Costco in the old Bay building

I am just going to come out and say it: there is too much piano in classical

Working hard on cultivating my personal brand this year: snoopy cigarettes gooner.

Should I get drastic facial reconstructive cosmetic surgery?

Hearing about how someone is such a nice person 😃😃😃🔫🔫🔫

A mere boy

Is 40 too old to become an Olympic sprinter (200m) ?

Putting my runs on a spreadsheet/writing my will

crazy how utterly wretched november has been lol

Absolutely unreal how many times I’m able to complete part of the NYT crossword because of something I learned from the Simpsons

I am going to buy $50 of scratch offs and do them on Christmas Day

Should I get radical facial surgery?

So I’ve learned a really cool side effect of not smoking weed: not being able to relax, ever! 😃

It’s no coincidence.

22 years old and this song still clears most (not all!) pop songs today.

Going for a run and then immediately huffing a cig >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The way all the GO train commuters just leave the office at 4:30 now is… something

Crazy that Friday the 13th landed on the 14th this month

I would absolutely get a gold tooth if I needed one.

I hope everyone’s nice to her

Have they considered making a tv show about something nice

Genuinely excited to see Mutya as a judge on UK drag race this week!

Should I do something….. drastic

Upon this rewatch, I’d say Breaking Bad starts to go bad somewhere around season 2 episode 1.

Why is every jacket one thousand dollars now

Taking LSD and divorcing my beautiful wife.

You are a loser.