Morning friends. There are still those amongst us that need to wake up.

boy i say you gotta, you gotta look at me when i'm talkin' to ya boy. now, as i was sayin, you gotta be above that computer-fabricated gobbledygook! it ain't no good, i say i say it's as useful as a butterfly net in antarctica! you gotta burn it, boy! burn it all down! that's the ticket right there!

Bluesky is great actually because the developers are all pathetic linkedin libertarian dweebs who have to constantly interact with their own queer leftist user base and watching them take sanity damage from it is very entertaining

"THE MOVIE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE" is preeeeeetty good marketing, ngl.

except drinking

she loves alcohol apparently

cant u see the people yearn for cbt

ust crush their balls with a meat tenderizer grinda

its not that hard (yet :3)

Screenshot from DMC5. Vergil and Dante about to strike each other with their swords. Overlaid on the image of Nero is a tiny dog with its paws out from the STOP FIGHTING meme

Finally finished Devil May Cry 5 and I can't believe this was actually how it ended. I thought this was just a meme.

its all abt survival out in the wilderness u cant be payin'no games

The official seal of the United States Supreme Court, featuring a circular design with the words “Supreme Court of the United States” surrounding a central emblem of a balanced scale of justice and a laurel wreath, symbolizing law, authority, and fairness.

🧵 The arguments behind landmark Supreme Court rulings have never been freely available… until now.

More than 125,000 #SCOTUS records & briefs (1830–2019) are now open on the Internet Archive.

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@wolflawlibrary.bsky.social

this tiny blue thing is so cute i couldnt help myself.

>phone slips out of hand and into endless void of cleavage, never to be seen again.

HAHAHAAHA

Im sorry onion. ur doing a good deed by taking this guy off the air but i dont think u can be as funny as him

he's so genuinely angry at the stupid nonsense he believes in i dont think an actor can replicate that wow.

a white puppy wearing a pink dress is being held by a person . ALT: a white puppy wearing a pink dress is being held by a person .

Rub maa belleh😊😊😊😊😊😋😋

who is that one ai pilled guy with the wizard pfp who 'runs' this site tell him he is a fucking idiot loser piece of shit

I’m not sure most people realize how much of a work horse you have to be to draw a regularly scheduled comic for 12 years. And the mind blowing part is this guy never fell off, he steadily IMPROVED.

this must be torture for u

If this #ART means something to you, pls share🦷✨️

My uni in Gaza just told us to go out and find patients to treat. I'm not charging anything — everyone here is already struggling. But tuition & dental equipment? That's insanely expensive :(

If you can help, pls do🥺🇵🇸
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insert bad bunny football that says "together we are amarica"

It’s an honor to be blocked by the technical advisor who dipped their phone in a pool when it was overheating in order to cool it off and was surprised when it stopped working

“When AI takes away everyone’s jobs, the government will have to implement Universal Basic Income!”

The Government:

A fake install screen for Microsoft Windows 95. On the left quarter of the page is a teal panel showing the old wavy Windows logo, with "Microsoft Windows 95" written up its right side. In the remaining space of the page, in black serif text on a white background, is the following text: Title: Enjoy This While It Lasts One of these days, the idea of just putting Windows on your computer will be a distant memory. Forget sharing a product code, your permission to use Windows will be stored on a centralized server where we can revoke your access at any time if we think you're not giving us enough money. Adware installed by the manufacturer is "unthinkable?" Better start thinkin' it, buddy, 'cause that's FAR from the worst thing we're shoving into your PC. We'll even try to make you use a fake digital person that plagiarizes art and books and also lies to you. Welcome to the future, motherfucker. You should probably just use Linux Mint instead.

Having lot of fun with @alice.averlong.com's Death Generator :3

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Slungus

oh that leak is spread ing huh?

PFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA NO SHOT

can that actually happen?

meme showing the title for the graphic saying: "awareness of the player is a spectrum." with on the left showing the dart monkey from bloons tower defense (the artstyle from btd6) saying: "Oh! Praise be our guiding force, who aids us in our fight against those who would seek to do us harm. Even the sun god bows to them!"