"Who i wouldn't have known but he would have known me" as a throwaway line is so fucking funny dude lol

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Yeah weird who knows where it might’ve gone, just one of those mysteries i guess newrepublic.com/article/2092...

Dont stop im close

Crosby has 3 different rivers he can walk into 🥰

Penguins

My life for Porter Martone

Dont stop im close

Love that I can watch the Flyers instead of Elder

Oh heck yeah

Sometimes the answer to “how do stupid things keep happening?” Is “people can find intelligent-sounding ways to rationalize anything”

Phillies hit a HR past row 1 challenge

Play in a real stadium

3 people sitting at the sixers celtics game left: commerce secretary howard lutnick center: sixers owner joshua harris right: some guy in a sixers hat

howard lutnick sitting with joshua harris at the sixers game lmao fuck this ownership group

Sixers going from Doc to Nurse

The year is 2063.

The Celtics sign a big white dude named Durvid Clurvis.

He hits nine 3s in a first round playoff game against the Sixers in 23 minutes.

Putrid energy on this one

There's a sense in which I respect the evangelical leaders who unhesitatingly lined up behind the idea that President Pedophile B. Antichrist, the libertine looting and burning the world every day, is god's manifestation on earth. You have to rework your brain and moral sense so much to get there.

Salute to an all-time tweet

Not as smart as us obviously

Just a martini tap hanging off the side imo

I dont believe it

Play in a real stadium

Spacehog

Kash Patel tweet: Memo to the fake news - the only time I’ll ever actually be concerned about the hit piece lies you write about me will be when you stop. Keep talking, it means I’m doing exactly what I should be doing. And no amount of BS you write will ever deter this FBI from making America safe again and taking down the criminals you love.

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

george costanza: I gotta focus. I'm shifting into Bullies mode. (crude flyers hat)

Of course Bohm walks up to the Beastie Boys lol

Aw poor baby Schwarber couldn't hit it out of his little league stadium?

A pack of two LED flush mount boob lights

everything reminds me of her

100% were told not to do it in the 1st inning lol