Today I played Tony Hawk and untangled a bunch of wires so it’s basically 2001 again

DONT LEAVE USSSSSS

As awful and cruel as the world is, it remains true that one of the very, very best things you can do for yourself in life is to try to be nice and friendly to other people.

You're going to find keys to recovery & building a life in books, plays, & other places that the culture doesn't think of as "recovery" resources. Read fiction. Read poetry. Read mythology. Read social media feeds that inspire & support you.

Read. Read. Read.

The Pacers being a torn Achilles away from a championship a couple weeks ago to avoiding the luxury tax is ownership malpractice. Full stop.

Brook LACpez?

meme format where a man from an anime is looking at a butterfly and asks if it's a pigeon, but instead the man is Americans, the butterfly is labeled "basic human rights” and the quote is "is this communism?"

probably a good time to bring this back

#BookSky

I’m now a Durham Bulls fan 😂

Sir that’s every day

Who/Whom

If you can answer the question with "him" then you use ‘whom.’ --> they both end in ‘m’.

If you can answer the question with “he,” use ‘who.’

-Whom are you going to the concert with?
-I'm going with him.

-Who broke the toaster?
-He did.

Steve Irwin's son is everything the world needs right now and more 😂

TJ McConnell

when you become important at work

@VernonMaxwell11 I'd like 2 apologize Jazz fans that were offended by my tweets. If I knew u guys had internet in Utah I would've never made those tweets.

Reposting this again before the season ends

Thunder are getting every 50/50 call in the first half. This is embarrassing for nba officiating

You're allowed to be sad more than one day in a row.

Idk where I learned this weird boomer ass mentality of being like "I CANT BE SAD I WAS SAD YESTERDAY TODAY I NEED TO DO WORK!"

It's like- brain, you good?!

Point is- your emotions are valid and turns out can last for more than one day. It's ok!

This is egg on Ishbia’s face for the awful overpay for KD. Sending 4-5 1sts to get him and getting 5 2nds and a 1st in the sale is sad. Brooks is neither a good basketball player nor a good lockerroom influence. The fit between Green and Book is bad. What a desperation play by the Suns 🤦‍♂️

When your cat's a master of disguise.

This could be the moment that will be remembered if Indiana wins the championship.

Basketball in all its glory...

#NBA

My bet is Memphis. I believe that’s why they gathered all those picks—including a swap that contains PHX’s 2026 1st.

🥰🖤

Calling it now: the Grizz only made this trade to chase Kevin Durant. That trove of picks includes PHX’s ‘26 via swap rights. This is built to appease PHX not MEM.
ESPN had the puzzle pieces in the SAME STORY and couldn’t put ‘em together, crazy 🤦‍♂️

This is good! But not as good as @matttomic.bsky.social posting after game 1 “I haven’t seen Halliburton f*ck up the south this bad since Deepwater Horizon” 🤣 I’ve never been so jealous at not being the first to a joke

Please let this be the scandal that gets this man off of my television

Seth gets it

“Where do you get your politics from?”

Me:

Wow this is such a neat exercise.

Definitely:
1. Politician or lawyer-aspiring-to-politician
2. Actor and Singer-Songwriter

You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work.

You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules.

Get your lies straight.

This is incredible

Is this drawing… to scale? 😅🫠