Back when everybody believed the world was flat, it was actually still round.

Thank you for your submission, but we're afraid your Bluesky post is not what we're looking for at this time. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

You know, I would have expected the Antichrist to be more subtle.

Ah geez. News of Afrika Bambaataa's passing is hitting me weirdly hard. RIP king.

Today I celebrate National Siblings Day by having three siblings.

I bought an electric car, and they laughed! THEY ALL LAUGHED!

If we attack Iran, and Iran scorched-earths the Middle East's capacity to provide oil, then America really will need to run on Dunkin.

I want fantasy novels to have more fun titles and covers. Right now they're all "The Sword of Ygrvength Chronicles: The Cycle of Gannis the Bold: Book the Third: The Winter Lion" with a stock photo of a pouty chick in a tiara blowing kisses at a unicorn.

I especially enjoy the ignorance that Trans Day of Recognition is every March 31, and that it happened to fall on Easter last year was a total fluke

Incidentally, targeting civilian power plants and bridges is a turbo war crime. But let's focus on the president praising Allah instead.

Oh hey, the president tweeted out something here on Easter morning. I'm sure it's entirely sane and very Christian. Here, let me just take a big drink of water while I read it --

I keep a potato hidden somewhere on my person at all times, in case I'm attacked by a potato-wielding opponent. Because as we all know, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a potato is a good guy with a potato.

Why do we always shoot for the Moon during the terms of the worst presidents?

I'm fooling you.

Ha! Were you fooled? You really were, weren't you? Gotcha!

I came into this world naked and screaming, so I don't know why it's such a big deal when I do it at Walmart.

Sword World 2.5: An Overview, Part One You have come to a World of Swords! ::swordcrack:: This is a review (more of an “opinionated overview,” really) of the Japanese role-playing game Sword World 2.5 (aka ソード・ワールド2.5). This review is b…

For those folks just now learning about the Sword World Kickstarter and were wondering what it's all about, I wrote a super-in-depth multi-part review of the fan translation which should more than whet your appetite: ccxp.info/sword-world-...

#sw25 #swordworld #ttrpg #tabbitsarecool

Well, we just brought our A game, you know? Everybody stepped it up out there, and then we stayed within ourselves, and decided that it would be a good strategy to try and score more points than our opponents within the allotted time. Thanks, Coach Z's 110% Hustle for Sports Instructional Video!

Historische, Taunton ist Volkermeinig von Meinhead.

"Uh, actually, I prefer traditional grimoire mages --" "BIBLIOMANCERS CAN NOT ONLY CAST SPELLS OUT OF THEIR GRIMOIRES BUT DUAL-WIELD THEM IN MELEE TO SLASH PEOPLE WITH THEIR RAZOR-SHARP COVERS"

Someone on here posted about how much they loved gunmages, causing me to Kramer into their thread unprovoked screaming "HAVE YOU HEARD THE HOLY WORD OF SWORD WORLD"

Sword World my beloved

Reminder: If the guard in your prison camp starts to wonder what you're up to, just give him apple strudel. He'll see nothing, NOTHING!

I BURN WITH IRISH SPIRIT!

O'KAME-HAME-HAAAAAAA

RPG Review: This World Summons Too Many Heroes!!: Definitive Edition How many heroes is too many? … Ooh, yeah, less than that This World Summons Too Many Heroes!!: Definitive Edition (TWSTMH from now on, because I value my fingers) is a 2025 Kickstarter-funded compe…

Reposting my review of This World Summons Too Many Heroes!!: Definitive Edition, the isekai RPG where modern Earthlings get yanked into fantasy Ceria as overpowered heroes, demon lords, or vending machines. Full read here: ccxp.info/game-review-... #TTRPG #IsekaiRPG #ThisWorldSummonsTooManyHeroes

I remember the first video game I ever played: Space Wars, just outside a canvas tent on a chilly gray day at the Tulsa State Fair, in 1978. I also played Space Invaders and Night Driver. Wheedled a couple bucks out of Mom and she was appalled at how fast it disappeared. Little did she know.

Well, the *worst* that could happen is a retaliatory nuke going off in New York Harbor and/or San Francisco Bay 20 years from now. But lifelong terrorists never rise from the ashes of a humiliated state. Right?

Why does he look badly blue-screened in

Enjoy your 11 a.m. sunrises!