TikTok is officially gone which means I have to deal with more of my coworkers showing me/ talking about Instagram reels 💔

Chilis would be so cunt right now

A white face clown with 9 colorful clothes pins clipped to their tongue, bottom lip, and right breast

A white face clown wearing red and black making a pained face, with 6 different colored clothes pins clipped to their tongue and bottom lip and clipping another pin to their breast

A white face clown wearing red and black making a pained face while laying on a pile of barbed wire on the floor

Close up of a clown laying on barbed wire, at the top of the frame is their tongue and bottom lip with 6 clothes pins clipped to them

Combining my barbed wire & clothes pins acts together made for one of my best performances of the year, not pictured is me ripping all the pins off at the end🖤

I’m bald in 2024 and goddamn I’ll be bald in 2025!!

I made him put it back on so I could take a picture with him after the show, I’m sorry you’re not a furry dude, but you were in fact dressed like a fancy dog-man 😔

Though not a furry, a guy showed up to the show with some giant cartoon dog hood today & I told him I’ve been waiting for over a year for someone to show up in a fursuit to our shows & I think I embarrassed him in front of all his friends, but I meant it as a compliment I was so fucking excited

ever since I was a kid I knew I wanted to be a gay guy in his 30s

Calling something “old man yaoi” and then the characters are barely 30, you people piss me off

Starbucks workers AND Amazon workers are on nationwide strikes during one of the busiest shopping periods of the year. I truly hope their bosses are sweating bullets :)

Yeah I'll scroll down your media tab and like that selfie from two weeks ago. I don't care. It's a good picture and I'm your dad

Organizing a coup with zingingcutie23 and a Jungkook stan account

Thinking about how many of you definitely have your dating profiles and instagram posts linked to an FBI watch list rn, imagine being visited at 2am with a stack of all your DMs to girls printed out

Burlesque clown riding a giant mechanical balloon dog

Burlesque clown riding a giant mechanical balloon dog

I am a burlesque clown in a Vegas show. It took me 4 years to turn a mechanical bull into a balloon dog to make my vision a reality. Now that it’s real, every platform flags the performance photos so I don’t even get to share my dream with people 😭

Just ranting bc no one would come see Terrifier 3 with me and now nobody wants to see Nosferatu this month either 💔

Never in my lifetime did I think it’d be so hard to convince my friends to go to the movies with me, I get them out to a movie like once a year if I’m lucky… we all met in ART SCHOOL what do you mean you don’t wanna come to a theater with me??

I’ll be jello wrestling an absolute hottie next weekend at the sideshow dreams really do come true

Also will say it’s anxiety inducing af to plan an act on a stage you’ve never seen before I was stressin how do yall do that ??

I’ve spent my entire 2ish year career so far only performing in 1 Philly venue (been a regular of 2 of the house shows) and I finally performed in a different venue yesterday in NYC ❤️❤️

Jk I love my cut up body book my freaky acts pwease and thanks

The really fun part of getting into pain acts is the absolute nightmare of practicing them every day for a week before a show 🙂

Somewhere there's a Waluigi Wangione, stalking the CEO of Anthem Blue Cross, choosing the perfect moment to award them a plaque for Outstanding Shareholder Value Enhancement

My birthday is tomorrow and I’ll be at work all day a diva doesn’t deserve this 💔

I actually love that! It’s cool when someone’s signature is sometimes just a small feature of their makeup and not their whole look

The lower back of a Black person. The word “LEATHERDYKE” has been carved into the skin with a banner surrounding it. The wound is actively bleeding

❤️‍🔥 Leatherdyke Forever ❤️‍🔥

Like how are yall not periodically seeing a doll’s mug at the thrift store and thinking “I MUST become her” ??

One day I’ll eventually come up with a signature look, but every time I get my brushes in my hands the call to put something stupid on my face consumes me

Butthole pics wrapped 2024

Share your 3 favorite butthole pics of 2024

united healthcare ceo assassin fierced it boots

Spotify wrapped is kinda useless as a performer... like please let me exclude the songs I use in my acts from being counted. On behalf of all performers I am begging you

Photo by Jay Outhier ✨