I can hardly wait to see what new way we find to not hold him responsible! <claps in sarcastic glee>

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A placard asks patrons to stop for a mandatory measles screening

A hearty “Fuque thou” to the navel-gazing, self-serving anti-vaxxers who made this happen at Children’s Hospital.

For the love of everything, will you all 25th that goon already?

While “America the Beautiful” plays in the background and fireworks explode. I mean, damn.

Pope Leo gonna create a whole new generation of Catholics

Also don’t miss Elliot Bay Books if you’re on Capitol Hill *in Seattle. Go get ‘em indie bookstores!

Breaking: RFK initiates “best and brightest minds” scientific recruitment drive on behalf of France. #SoMuchWinning

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Go sister.

Touche

Yeah, huge SW fan here but look y’all - we have a choice right here, right now, between a Star Wars future or a Star Trek future, and its leaning heavily Empire. we all need to get on board at Starfleet and start working on that Trek future and vote like the warp core depends on it.

Please send Tim’s and a functional democracy. K? Thanks.

a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it ALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it

Also, like broken cookies, they have no calories.

Only 20?
Cowards.

Yes, him too.

In our house we say “Scrub in!”

People will tell you it’s overkill to spend the year of your Saturn return in silent meditation at a remote monastery. People are wrong.
Good luck though!

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I definitely did. :)

Seriously. You’re going to leave us THERE? Have mercy Noah.

St. Valentine could do the funniest miracle by stopping one heart today.

Those purple shorts tho.