AOC rocks👇🏼👌🏼✊🏼✊🏼

To use the parlance of Trump, Vance, Hegseth etc

She’s “more of a man” than those, weak, brittle, snivelling little creeps will ever be❗️

Enough said 🤷🏼‍♂️

No, it's a 98.3% reduction.

A 600% reduction would mean it cost -$3000

Trump is a very "low IQ person".

@RobBfromDerby - The Strait of Hormuz is open and the sailors are having a wonderful time [a still from the movie Jaws, featuring the character Mayor Larry Vaughn. He is wearing his iconic anchor-patterned blazer and smiling while being interviewed on a crowded beach, despite the underlying danger]

Seems legit

Dundee Courier: DRUNKEN POLICE CHASE TEEN IN COURT.

Grammar is important.

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

I've seen a lot of references online to a "J. Edgar Boozer" and although I'm not saying anyone in particular deserves that appellation, I do think it would be the perfect name for someone serving as head of the Federal Bureau of Intoxication, if there were such a thing, which I'm not saying there is

Welsh museums: if this happens, say no. Say fuck off. Don’t go along with this. Push back from the first minute.

"The Only Thing Necessary for the Triumph of Evil is that Good Men Do Nothing" is out of date and needs updating. Trump and Farage show that evil also needs wall to wall media biased in its favour and a fuckton of dodgy money from anonymous donors.

An image containing a post from Isabel Oakeshott complaining that the press are reporting on her boyfriend’s tax dodging accompanied by various reports about his tax dodging.

'Richard Tice’s girlfriend is very annoyed that the free press she champions, despite having emigrated to a dictatorship without one, is investigating her boyfriend for stuff she says people who aren’t her boyfriend, like Angela Rayner, should resign over.'

You couldn’t make it up. 🤦🏻‍♂️

The Home Secretary is equal parts obnoxious and hypocritical

There is more bias on display in a single sentence uttered by Chris Mason than has ever been evident in any other purported example that has been called into legal or political question. He is a debasement to an already debased mode of communication and should have been out on his ear long ago.

As the Bible tells us on the subjects of violence, infidelity and corruption:

"Meh, what can you do?"

The idea that you need to send corrupt sociopaths as Ambassadors to DC is so funny, because it's a standard we have never applied anywhere.

We don't appoint corrupt gangsters to embassies in Moscow or religious fanatics to Tehran.

Also, Mamdani is able to handle Trump fine without becoming him.

Well let's see how this strategy of telling "white liberals" to "fuck right off" works out in the local elections

This morning I’ve seen Olly Robbins’s appearance before the select committee described as ‘box office’, while a commentator flagged up another key political moment with the words ‘bring the popcorn’.

That’s one of our main problems right there.

Nigel Farage Has Personally Accepted £675,000 from Foreign Sources Reform UK leader Nigel Farage has accepted more than half a million pounds from foreign companies, governments, and donors while serving as an MP, DeSmog can reveal. Since July 2024, when he was elect...

“Farage rarely turns up to do his actual job. Yet he finds time to jet off around the world on his donor’s private plane and trouser half a million quid while families struggle. Reform are not on your side. They’re just in it for themselves”

It’s so obvious, it hurts.
www.desmog.com/2026/04/18/n...

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

This post looks like they've deliberately picked a photo of Patel pictured as he suddenly realises that farts don't have lumps in them, until you remember that every photo of him looks like that.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

After all that’s been said in the Commons today, Sky News has chosen to run that loudmouthed attention-seeking prick Lee Anderson and his bogus points on a loop, just because he strategically got himself thrown out.

Hey @skynewsrss.bsky.social, he’s playing you like a piano.

The folks who blather about 'Western civilisation' are preventing teaching Plato and (some) Shakespeare

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened.

Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah.

(h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

It's baffling.

Anyone who has taken even a passing interest in politics over the last 30 years would associate the name Mandelsson with dodginess.

Whatever the arguments in favour of his appointment, the failure to proceed with extreme caution is a shocking failure.

I'm afraid it all stinks. You only had to be paying scant notice to Mandelson's decades long career, punctured with sackings, scandal and sleaze, to know that he was unfit for re-appointment to a Government position. And knowing any of it, you'd ask to see the vetting report at the very least.

...but this is just going to be a huge distraction.

If Starmer doesn't go, the stench of this misjudgement will cling to him for years.

If he does go, I don't think the general public will tolerate the l distraction of a leadership contest whilst the world is on fire.

This is a big problem.

Great article.

I feel it's an even bigger issue in some ways - "partygate" was near the end of a broken Tory government and alongside Truss was the mortal wound.

We are less than 2 years into this govt and they should be hitting their stride and delivering good things...

Screenshot of a tweet: God Save Great Britain & @GSGB01 WOW: The NHS has ordered staff not to use the phrase 'It's raining cats & dogs' in fear of upsetting people from other cultures and religion. Britain has gone absolutely

Screenshot of a tweet: @Jenny_1884 The NHS has ordered staff not to use the term "It's raining cats & dogs" as it may offend foreigners. Tough If you don't like it jog on is what I think The NHS needs to get back to concentrating on making people better & not being more concerned about offending

For the love of God, could the "common sense" brigade PLEASE develop some actual COMMON SENSE?!

No, the NHS has not ordered staff not to use the term "it's raining cats and dogs" for fear of either upsetting or offending anyone...

Please engage your brains for a minute🙏
🧵1/15

It’s not that these people still exist. That’s just biology. It’s that they are still being paid to shit in their own hands & start clapping.