The scales on the page edge is incredible, I'm going to have to splurge on the hardcover 😍

Morning, girlies and boys and enbies!

Do you like swords? Fantasy weapons?
Well, I love drawing them, and I will draw yo one for a flat $50!

Here are some of my most recent sword commissions!

DM me to get one today!

I love a woman who is snakes in various quantities

Extremely funny how many people know the greatest detective in the world is around and yet still decide to go through with their murder-robbery-arson-extortion plan. "It has to be tonight" okay but maybe you want to wait until next weekend, Sherlock Holmes is here on vacation

RPG where all the loot you extract out of ancient crypts (which the ancients created for no discernable purpose before they were wiped from history) looks suspiciously like computer parts

I started spelling it out because people were getting confused fairly regularly

I'm so glad someone with artistic talent did this before I tried to struggle through doing it myself

Waiting for someone to make the Gunmetal Olympus island in Tomodachi life, that can only go well

Space marines already go through so much genetic modification that you could probably just slip that into the regiment and there's a pretty good chance they don't even notice

I'm not saying you NEED to pay for pizza deliveries and repairmen with sexual favors, but it's nice to have the option

This is Eydra's sword Rathosia, Break of Dawn, from my novel Scar of Rathemn! Big thanks to Allison for bringing it to life, I knew it would be in good hands!

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Katz: White Base was so fun. This one time me and the other kids went to Jaburo and found a bunch of bombs
Lt. Quattro: uh huh
Katz: and Uncle Amaro had his moral enemy, Char. They were always fighting each other. They were so cool
Lt. Quattro: What else did Amaro say about me-- I mean. Char

Real "I don't call the mark four by her name. Not because I hate clones, but because I think she sucks" energy

My wife sending me a meme of Tony Soprano: it's your favorite guy :)
Me: is.... he....???

Because I'm writing so far ahead of the canon timeline I've been considering doing this but in my draft so far I haven't decided who would be my pick

*puts finger to ear* I'm getting reports that Zeus is no longer Doing anything

*Puts finger to ear again* oh what the hell

That bird do be tailoring

Where is doctor old lady cigarettes when you need her

They did an ultrasound but stopped so they could invite over some pro wrestling commentators. Chat am I cooked

Tummy hurt :( Isn't the lichen like 60% of our food supply. Why did the lichen betray me

Alcippe and Medusa holding hands in the "Extended GOverse (Unreleased)" zone

My doctors have started a betting pool on which strain is going to "win"

I don't think this is actually hopital

hopital

Going around Aphrodite's lichen farms and licking all the petri dishes just to see what happens

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I referenced The Emperor's New Groove to a coworker and she had no idea what was taking about. I checked when it released and it was in 2000. She said "that was five years before I was born" and I turned to dust instantly

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta get those numbers up. When are we gonna hear about the wild, unquantifiable sex parties going on aboard Dionysus's landship

I wish I could make an email filter for "has an emoji in the subject line"

There is an impulse when writing something connected to a large lore where everything has to echo. It is very easy to overuse this, and it should be used sparingly so as not to diminish the effect. Otherwise, you become George Lucas