My wife sending me a meme of Tony Soprano: it's your favorite guy :)
Me: is.... he....???

Because I'm writing so far ahead of the canon timeline I've been considering doing this but in my draft so far I haven't decided who would be my pick

*puts finger to ear* I'm getting reports that Zeus is no longer Doing anything

*Puts finger to ear again* oh what the hell

That bird do be tailoring

Where is doctor old lady cigarettes when you need her

They did an ultrasound but stopped so they could invite over some pro wrestling commentators. Chat am I cooked

Tummy hurt :( Isn't the lichen like 60% of our food supply. Why did the lichen betray me

Alcippe and Medusa holding hands in the "Extended GOverse (Unreleased)" zone

My doctors have started a betting pool on which strain is going to "win"

I don't think this is actually hopital

hopital

Going around Aphrodite's lichen farms and licking all the petri dishes just to see what happens

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I referenced The Emperor's New Groove to a coworker and she had no idea what was taking about. I checked when it released and it was in 2000. She said "that was five years before I was born" and I turned to dust instantly

Those are rookie numbers, you gotta get those numbers up. When are we gonna hear about the wild, unquantifiable sex parties going on aboard Dionysus's landship

I wish I could make an email filter for "has an emoji in the subject line"

There is an impulse when writing something connected to a large lore where everything has to echo. It is very easy to overuse this, and it should be used sparingly so as not to diminish the effect. Otherwise, you become George Lucas

I was reading a post about how this place is all vibecoded and while I was reading it my timeline started to wiggle. I thought it was my eyes going wonky but it was definitely bobbing up and down just a bit. What in the hell are they doing back there

*The bullet passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly*

Follow for more Medusa Terminus spoilers, where we ask the hard-hitting questions that Maria Ying doesn't want you to know: Can two pilots pilot an eidolon? What happens when you get vored by Aphrodite? Is Athena a therian? What ever happened to [REDACTED]'s mech because if anyone had one it'd be hi

"And they were related" is a gotcha as old as Oedipus, and he was fake too

Peach and Rosalina being sisters just proves that clutching pearls about fictional characters is always going to make you look foolish, because anyone can randomly decide "actually, they're related" and suddenly you're on a list

Cradle of the Deep, by Joan Lowell

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Lo...

(No mention of a retaliatory massacre in the wikipedia entry, but i'd still believe it happened)

I think I could go in tomorrow and convince him we need a mascot, and that raises the chance significantly

What do you think the odds are that you could convince your boss to buy art commissions of an OC as a business expense? I don't think my likelihood is stellar, but it's also not zero

A guy who has been coming into the store has the smallest puppy I've ever seen (2.5 months) that he carries around in a papoose, everybody is a big fan. Cat might be a little harder

I want to meet someone who read PE first, they must be very confused

Did starlord trans her gender? Good for her

A brunette mechanic elbow deep in the groinal regions of a half put together girl made up of 90% cybernetics

This is the future liberals would force on us

Trans women, pointing at Char: I want to make her into a toxic woman