When the moon has dark spots, formed when it was real hot,
that's a mare.

Nothing scares me. I drove in downtown Phoenix for many years.

I think it was Marcus Aurelius who left the cake out in the rain…

Like what you like but I do NOT like the ASMR clicking and whispering that some people do. Creeps me out.

I saw a youtube video describing game development as "systems development", on which you can build games upon and that really shifted my view and freed me.

Because what are video games but software systems interacting with one another.

I've been a programmer for 26 years but I'm new to game dev.

No, You're crying because the Artemis II crew broke the record for furthest humans from earth ever!

No one will stop you if you cook bacon, dehydrate it, and grind it into a powder to put on every food.

I've never done this but it sounds like a good idea.

I want to be known for my brilliance and art* but also don't want to be noticed by anyone ever. It's a weird juxtaposition to have.

* I also haven't really made much art to be recognized for, so 🤷‍♂️

Nike is short for Nicheal.

I played the telephone game.
I lost when the operator said "We're sorry, the number you have dialed is gnome logger in sir vest".

I think it was Marcus Aurelius who left the cake out in the rain…

Nike is short for Nicheal.

I played the telephone game.
I lost when the operator said "We're sorry, the number you have dialed is gnome logger in sir vest".

Wait, it's not bigs foot, like attorneys general?

128x128 pixels, 15 colors, Pico8 palette A sci-fi soldier and her imposing dragon. I tried to go for drama and scale, while also using composition that reinforces that she and the huge creature are allies.

128x128 pixels, 15 colors, Pico8 palette

A sci-fi soldier and her imposing dragon. I tried to go for drama and scale, while also using composition that reinforces that she and the huge creature are allies.

Ok, I'll bite… who's Ester?

The Van Allen belts are nothing. Easy to pass through.

The Van Allen suspenders, however, is a different story.

A "full-stack" developer just means you gotta do everything.

Hope you have a proper where clause in that SQL delete sproc…

Goddamn, I think I rekindled my love for front-end development.

Almost Half of US Data Centers That Were Supposed to Open This Year Slated to Be Canceled or Delayed The vast majority of data centers scheduled for completion over the next few years have yet to even break ground.

It's indeed possible to beat bad things backed by big money

[ Seeing a T-Rex do a cool skate boarding trick called a "semper"]

Me: Whoa, sick semper tyrannis…

[ In physics class half paying attention ]

Professor: How many newtons of force is this?

*points to me stuffing my face with fig newtons, everyone staring*

Me: (mouth muffled with fig newtons)
… sgheven… ?

Does Gen Z know what a honky is?

The downside to not jumping on board certain social media apps right away is that you find out today that a friend started following you three years ago.

But that friend has since died, and their automated follow is a reminder of that fact.

I'm sorry my content isn't engaging enough.

Tell me in the comments below how YOU would increase engagement.

Bluesky where the website where everyone is a 38 ur old, and all the 38 yr olds are 12.

I will never write anything better than this and I am at peace with that

[ Passive income idea ]

Step 1: Create a youtube channel with a cool background for 12 hours.

Step 2: Go to EVERY appliance store and change EVERY tv to the above youtube video you created.

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit.

People are missing the point. The problem with these people is not that they think everything is about them. It's that they think every book is meant to be read as self-insert fanfic.

They lack basic literacy. They've been trained that there's one way to read and it's self-insert coffeeshop AU

what cheese will do to a man