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Posts by Paul Foxcroft
I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me
Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious
This tree in London looks full of leaves but is actually covered in parakeets.
Tap
Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?
3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”
Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”
Uh-oh.
OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit
Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here
Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse
Media and universities: AI is here to stay
sometimes I look at dishonored screenshots and go fuuuuck it's so good. fuck. I'll never forgive the gamers for not buying billions of copies of all the dishonored games
BIRB
#sunset behind a tree! What a perfect photo!
by Robert Gonsalves
RASHOMON: LIVE
So close to 7000 backers…
"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
Cannon Beach, Oregon
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
Just choked on my sandwich. 😂
Isn't he brilliant? A Polish Crested Chicken.
If you like TTRPGs, you owe it to yourself to back this brilliant new game system!
Go look now and see just how cool it is!
Found this is a charity shop earlier, does anyone have a #GameCube?
I really want to give this a go.
The sunrise crowned the stag like a king 👑🦌🌅
📍 Cairngorms National Park, United Kingdom 🇬🇧
PC: Nicolas Reusens
A glistening-green tanager
sits in the crook of a leaf.
Found this is a charity shop earlier, does anyone have a #GameCube?
I really want to give this a go.
Ben Folds Some
100% take a friend who's just "giving you a lift" or something
Crystal clear sunrise today. Photo taken this morning on Glastonbury Tor.
Also, does that window open directly onto a brick wall?