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Posts by malaphor

I’d be really interested in a brain study of ppl who listen to podcasts vs ppl who listen to music (the cool normal sane thing)

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I just feel like an Audi doesn’t really give ~monster~

Seems more befitting one of those super cars with unsettling curves

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Happy Administrative Professionals Day!

Every day, assistants, secretaries, receptionists and other administrative professionals make sure workplaces across the country run smoothly and effectively. Thank you for all that you do to make our work possible.

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Watto from Star Wars 3D model

Watto from Star Wars 3D model

Fake poster for a criterion edition of a movie called On the Wattofront featuring Marlon Brando and Watto

Fake poster for a criterion edition of a movie called On the Wattofront featuring Marlon Brando and Watto

I saw this and created this

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No fucking shit.

Ban betting apps yesterday

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Gotta think SEIU instead of UAW, I am always saying this (and have been since I helped organize an SEIU union, in full disclosure)

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while teamsters and UAW get a lot of attention i feel like people miss out that the average working class person in the US today is (1) a woman and (2) working a service job

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Police say charges will be filed against adults 'who stood by' during shooting in North Carolina park Police in North Carolina plan to charge adults "who stood by" during Monday morning's deadly shooting in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. (WFMY)

Its interesting that regular people can be charged for "standing by" during a shooting, but cops can't (thinking of Uvalde)

www.wzzm13.com/article/news...

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ICE detained more than 70 Minnesota children, data reveals Immigration officials detained more than 70 Minnesota children between Dec. 1 and March 10, a Sahan analysis of court records and federal deportation data shows.

Pulitzer-worthy reporting here from Minnesota immigrant news @sahanjournal.bsky.social.

70+ children detained during Operation MetroSurge.

30 sent to Dilley. Two dozen held >20 days, a Flores violation.

7 still detained as of March 10. ~20 have been deported.
sahanjournal.com/immigration/...

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"Any friendship that comes together over a mutual dislike of a third person is the best kind. Don’t let anybody tell you different."

www.thechatner.com/p/any-friend...

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I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

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A three-frame meme with three pictures of Jane Fonda speaking animatedly on the Today Show, with yellow on captions that read "I have children and grandchildren, so I want to fight for their futures. And you know, who are we in our hubris to allow the natural world to be destroyed." With "JanePAC" logo at top right.

A three-frame meme with three pictures of Jane Fonda speaking animatedly on the Today Show, with yellow on captions that read "I have children and grandchildren, so I want to fight for their futures. And you know, who are we in our hubris to allow the natural world to be destroyed." With "JanePAC" logo at top right.

"Who are we in our hubris to allow the natural world to be destroyed?"
— Jane f*cking Fonda on @todayshow.com

As always, we’re the proudest to be in this fight with you, @janefonda.com ❤️

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Florida's economy works by converting pension funds into real estate speculation & medical debt. I'm impressed it's lasted as long as it has

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“What are you in for?”

“Felony bralessness”

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The 2026 Atlantic storm name list:

Arthur
Bertha
Cristobal
Dolly
Edouard
Fay
Gonzalo
Hanna
Isaias
Josephine
Kyle
Leah
Marco
Nana
Omar
Paulette
Rene
Sally
Teddy
Vicky
Wilfred

The 2026 Atlantic storm name list: Arthur Bertha Cristobal Dolly Edouard Fay Gonzalo Hanna Isaias Josephine Kyle Leah Marco Nana Omar Paulette Rene Sally Teddy Vicky Wilfred

the 2026 Atlantic hurricane names have been released, and I need to tell you all right now that if I get swept off this mortal coil by a storm named Kyle I am haunting the halls of the World Meteorological Organization until the end of time

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Fashion in full force at the SF Cherry Blossom Festival 2026
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3 red Shibas on leashes wearing colorful Japanese robes

Fashion in full force at the SF Cherry Blossom Festival 2026 7/14 3 red Shibas on leashes wearing colorful Japanese robes

One of the Shibas in a beautiful green floral robe

One of the Shibas in a beautiful green floral robe

 Black and sesame Shiba in a blue Japanese robe. The Shiba is tall and slender and looks tres chic

Black and sesame Shiba in a blue Japanese robe. The Shiba is tall and slender and looks tres chic

there was a Shiba parade in San Francisco and all the shibas wore yukatas it’s too much

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so Sean O’Brien lit his credibility on fire to get about 14 months of nothing from the department of labor

hope it was worth it dude

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Good morning Bluesky.

Say hello to our resident Orca, in front of the Seattle waterfront during a gorgeous PNW sunset. He was traveling with his family and T034s, T037/T037Bs. Those little ones in the pods are always the most playful ones. We love our whales. This photo should be a poster!

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A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

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We made it boys! Personal projects @ the neighborhood bar patio season has officially begun!

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two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

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"Frustration with modern dating"

=

"Unwillingness to interact with women who can say no"

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The political history of the U.S. since the 1970s is basically that thing where a species' predator disappears and the species overpopulates and destroys the whole habitat. If centrists really wanted a "Normal" right, their top priority would be to bring back the left

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I regret to inform you that “drunken idiot who isn’t interested in working” is the best case scenario for FBI director in a Trump regime.

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Sleepy time bear

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

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"If you’re a consumer who is unhappy because your purchasing power has gone down, it doesn’t follow that you’ll stop caring about that loss of purchasing power just because the velocity of rising prices slows down."

Key insight per @joshtpm.bsky.social; analysis from @gelliottmorris.com

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And life insurance policies for female children pay out at significantly lower rates than those for male children.

In real dollars-and-cents terms, women's lives are worth less.

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It’s not a ballroom.

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Ticketmaster is an illegal monopoly, jury rules The DOJ settled, but more than 30 states kept litigating against Ticketmaster anyway.

I still remember when lin manuel miranda was out there trying to make ticket scalping a felony instead of taking the obvious and correct policy position: ticketmaster go to jail one thousand years www.theverge.com/policy/91268...

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