They really screwed up making "The Minature Wife" a full show and not a mini series because they could have called it the "miniest series"

Blazers win, which has to upset their new owner on account of it locks in one extra flight and two days of per diem

girl are you the strait of hormuz because idk if you’re open for business or nah

Girl are you the Strait of Hormuz because I have no idea what to do about you

Ad exec: We were thinking about getting a celebrity spokesperson for this commercial.

*Will Arnett and Jon Hamm smashing through opposite walls like the Kool-Aid man simultaneously*
Will/Jon: I'll do it!

whenever I see the tip defaulted to 30% on one of those nifty machines it feels like friendly fire in the class war

The ratio of show quality to stupidity of fans for The Pitt is at Ricky and Morty levels.

Jocelyn, shows get dull in the third season we gotten freshen it up!

Like that third season of 24 when it took place over a year. Or that season of ER when they fought fires. Or the season of MASH without the Korean war.

Have fans of The Pitt ever seen any other TV show before?
Reactions and think pieces are like "Good doctors can't be mean" or "smart person did a dumb thing. This show makes no sense" and "she did surgery, but also owns a hat, time to admit The Pitt is problematic"
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Are y'all okay?

Me: I'd like to search for a hotel.
Hotel websites: Sure. Like, a hotel hotel or a Hotel?
Me: What?
Hotel Websites: We recommend "dave's house" it's a hotel that is a couch rented through a partner site.
Me: No, a HOTEL
Hotel Websites: Got it. This is "Chez Dan's bedroom". It's a 'hOtEl"

Oh yeah. All those people need to be banned. Season tickets forfeit. Embarrassing behaviour.

If as a fan you leave a playoff game early you should be banned from that arena for at least 3 seasons. #NBAsky

After billions of dollars of resources we've finally invented... A slower moped you can't even ride.

Every time I feel a pain in my knees during a workout I hear the Sirens song of pickleball calling my name on the wind.

🎵 Andreeeew, you're over 40... come join us🎵

I strongly suggest showing this to people whose ask chatbots for facts.

Salute to an all-time tweet

A guy yelling I am a genius! Then he yells oh no!

Me whenever I make a life decision

The Laker Girls will return in... Avengers Doomsday

I've always just been an engagement farm account. You've never even met the real me. That was just hundreds of phones in a trench coat.

The Laker girls dancing wearing gold jumpsuits with a blue ish stripe on the side.

A Claremont X-men cover. Everybody in gold with blue stripes on the side

The Laker girls out here looking like the X-men

Doug is running out of beer related distractions to cover his corruption.
Somewhere in a board room right now his team has a whiteboard that just says "Can we make it rain beer?"

Stu were all gonna rue all of this! The whole internet was a mistake... And maybe the soap is fine.

A pump bottle of Meyers hand soap

This shit is some of the worst hand soap on the market but for some reason if has a total stranglehold on every white person with no personality.

MONCTON COMEDY SHOW - ANDREW IVIMEY & SPECIAL GUESTS - April 22nd Award winning comedian and podcaster Andrew Ivimey is coming to Moncton. A one night only special stand-up comedy event at Xeroz Arcade Bar.

MONCTON, New Brunswick comedy show 🔥
👇
I'll be there this Wednesday for a one night only show with some incredibly funny guests. Get your tickets
Ivimeymoncton.eventbrite.ca

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

been meaning to make this for a while and I think we can all agree did a pretty good job

That sounds like a beautiful world. My plan is for when I upgrade to install in on an old device, or buy a cheap used device to try it on. I want low stakes to start.
Maybe a device to connect to my tv to use primarily as a media server.

I still see the occasional FIRST and I respect the hell out of it! 🫡

I love to hear this and it makes it very appealing. I may pick up a cheap used device just to play around try it.

I think when the time comes to upgrade I'll install Linux on my old device. I want to start in a lower risk scenario of an older device.