Bought this the week it came out - I was 18 and it quickly became one of my absolute favourites. I'm 62 now, and it's still got a place in my all-time top 30.

Sounds like a REALLY fun evening ruined by a game of chess, if you want my honest opinion.

Mad Mahmood is Labour's equivalent of Mad Nads Dorries.

She's gonna get severely 'delegitimised' at the next General Election.

Yeah but West Ham have the same fixture next match up.

You’ve gotta beat Wolves next match, first and foremost.

Oh God! I'l never un-see that!

If West Ham had beaten Palace last night I would agree, but the Hammers' tricky run-in might just save Spuds - especially if they can tighten up their defence (ie, drop Porro, NOW!).

That's through using their catalytic converter.

The King said, or The King's 'ead . . .

Sharing a cell, perhaps?

Everything's gone unless I buy a wheelchair. ☹️

I know I'm preaching to the converted, but if Columbine, Virginia Tech, Fort Hood, Sandy Hook, Aurora, San Bernadino, Pulse Nightclub, First Baptist, Las Vegas, Parkland, El Paso, Uvalde, Lewiston and so many others aren't going stop your country in its tracks . . .

Columbine, Virginia Tech, Fort Hood, Sandy Hook, Aurora, San Bernadino, Pulse Nightclub, First Baptist, Las Vegas, Parkland, El Paso, Uvalde, Lewiston . . .

IT'S. THE. FUCKING. GUNS.

The rest of the world knows that if America really cared it would have done something by now. But . . . 💵 💵 💵 💵

Pretty hard to squeeze it in when you're running 378 stories about Starmer and Mandelson.

My Dad's idea of "enforcing Mum's discipline threat" was to retreat to the greenhouse and take cuttings of his fuchsias.

They ran a piece by Kuenssberg the other day asking why the Mandelson story had "such legs" and wouldn't go away.

Amazingly the phrase "me and Chris Mason are clinging on to it like flies to shit" didn't crop up once in her piece.

Except their kids from school.

Yep - although as someone has pointed out on the original thread, the comparison isn't exactly like for like.

Nice to see the mother nurturing her baby into adulthood . . .

They were black - why would you expect him (or any Republican) to give a fuck?

Just ugh!

The whole thing. UGH!

I always thought if we waited long enough, we'd see Pep turn into Jose Mourinho.

The only word missing from that is "uppity".

Yep.

While she's never been one of my favourites, blimey what a set of pipes la Streisand's got! #sts70s

Pint? #sts70s

He's not the only one! #sts70s

Memories of a school talent contest when I was about 14. A group of kids said they had a band and would play "a couple of pop songs". On the day they got up on stage and mimed to "Exodus" in front of a hall full of largely horrified parents. Until the headmaster pulled the plug! 😆 #sts70s

Well I'm retired, but I remain world-class at sitting with a beer and criticising people. 😉

Seriously, perhaps bad phrasing, but for someone who was once touted as the next big thing, one tour win and one top-20 finish in 13 majors in nearly a decade isn't exactly setting the world alight.

#sts70s

Nothing like a bit of Mud to put a smile on the face. #sts70s