I am literally crestfallen over this.

Ketchup belongs on hotdogs.

A king has opinions about some things the same way that Drake has opinions -- meme.

King Drake?

Christ Returns to NBA After a two-year hiatus, Jesus Christ returned to the NBA last night, taking the court with his former team, the Atlanta Hawks. Christ, who quit the sport in May 1994 to focus on spreading His message...

Almost as good as the Ascension Dunk. theonion.com/christ-retur...

Though his mind is not for rent
Don’t put him down as arrogant
His reserve, a quiet defense
Riding out the day’s events
The river

Peart 7:19

It's a trap!

Ackbar 13:7

A CPA goes camping in Montana in the dead of Winter, and go!

The outfielders just put on their snow boots, right?

I saw her, just like, what, 30 years ago?

Thanks. NOW you tell me.

This girl is on fire.

How I arrived on BlueSky:

As a recipient of federal grants from #NIH (for now! 😭) that funds research in my lab, I'd like to sincerely thank American taxpayers on #TaxDay for investing in scientific research that lays the foundation for medical and technological innovation in this country and keeps us ALL safe and healthy

Did you listen to some of the new They Might Be Giants album, too? www.theymightbegiants.com/the-world-is...

As delightful as it is to find a coterie of woodland animals in your kitchen making breakfast, the chipmunk is in over his head with flipping pancakes

I thought he was the antichrist in 2016 get on my level

"you have to pivot to start using AI for everything!"

no, I don't, I will not be doing that

Erica Payne, founder of @patrioticmillionaires.org: "Doing it around the edges is what got us this freak show in the WH sending out memes about him being Jesus & getting in a fight with the Pope in a country that prides itself on the separation of church and state. For heaven's sake! Enough already"

which one you getting rid of:

A. Ketchup

B. Mustard

C. Nuclear warfare

D. Ranch dressing

A. Ketchup. I am supposed to reduce my consumption of acidic tomato products.

Looks fake. There is no aisle. HOW DO THEY GET THE DRINKS AND SNACKS to the people in the back of the plane? Why are the seats staggered like that?

Long live Sleestak!

#2 Eclipse, but #4 is a very close second.

“Woman yelling at a cat” is an Internet meme. It juxtaposes two images: on the left, a screen capture of "Malibu Beach Party from Hell", an episode from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, depicting cast member Taylor Armstrong crying and pointing (held back by Kyle Richards); and on the right, a picture uploaded to Tumblr in June 2018, depicting a white cat from Ottawa, Ontario, Smudge, sitting at a dinner table behind a salad with a seemingly bemused expression. This version has been edited to superimpose trumps angry screaming face over Taylor’s and the cat has been given a white pope mitre with a gold cross design.

The Pope is weak on crime, just like my dog is weak on quantum physics.

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

Saying a candidate's sexual assault allegations should not disqualify them from running because Trump is in office despite his history will normalize sexual predator behavior and is how to end up with more politicians like Trump.

Post from Dale Partridge claiming nobody wants to live in diverse neighborhoods

I quite happily live in a neighborhood where most people do not share my religion, where multiple languages are represented, and where people have come from a lot of different countries.

Bigoted assholes always assume everyone else actually shares their bigotries.

Debatable.

Was it like this? "Thank you for re-posting my post with your post which was my post that you tried to make your post by replacing 1 word."