Ffs my girlfriend gets opportunities now and I have to wait a full year

This shit wouldn't have happened if they had just kept it simple

Ok I'm stealing this

Tempted to send this to the people I've blocked on discord and then reblocking them before they can respond

Better Saul Call

Meme I think it's funny #8

You should make this an achievement @localthunk.com
#balatro

Universal obtains approval to start construction on 'Rip Ride Rockit' replacement The ride officially closes in September

See ya later loser 👋

www.wesh.com/article/univ...

Slay

The Pope is American what the hell

You ever been in a conversation and you ask if the person you're talking to knows about xyz. And you're shocked to hear that they say yes, so you get nervous that they don't fully know xyz like you do. So you do the explanation as if they had said no. And then feel stupid after?

Yeah me neither

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Indian friend: In most places here, the child will adopt the fathers first name as their last name. So if my dad's first name is Carl, then my last name will be Carl. And my child's last name will be my first name.

Me: So you're the embodiment of a linked list

Indian friend: ...

I had the pleasure of attending a public forum for older adults in the state of Rhode Island. While the main focus was on them, it was nice to be reassured that Rhode Island representatives are doing everything they can to counter the current administration. I'm so proud of my home state

Meme I i think is funny #7

NOOO. THEN I CAN'T BRAG ABOUT ALWAYS GETTING GROUP 1!

God, I love my girlfriend

I Made This Video For My College Final YouTube video by SpideyComic_15

art
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ulW...

#lego #legoanimated

FreeTaxUSA!! Can't reccomend it enough!

Break my heart and I'll cry. Break my dad's heart and I'll make you cry.

Omg it's so fucking good. People say he's too busted but it's perfectly my kind of show

I am in full support of this

Yesterday at dinner I got my family to all do a toast to my cat. Best day of my life

Yankee with no brim? Brim with no Yankee?

Meme I think is funny #6

The only presidential pardon I accept is when George Washington pardoned Mr. Peabody

Meme I think is funny #5

I am in audio research hell rn. It was so much easier when I just picked what my favorite Minecraft YouTuber was using

I was just talking about how my blue yeti mic had lasted 10 years, and the next day it breaks on me

Jon Stewart on Trump’s Inauguration and Elon Musk's Nazi Salute | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

To all those who are extremely sad by all the executive orders that were just passed, I don't have an answer. However, Jon Stewart's recent episode of the daily show perked me up. Not a lot, but enough to get me through today

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMG-...

I know this is true, but it's just so hard