Yeah, he should have lost his job too.

She had to quit her job, he gets to take PTO.

Wait until you hear about Padres ownership.

Just a solo. As a treat.

At least we have Campy.

If he could get out of the 3rd, it sure wouldn’t hurt.

Looking forward to Canning and Giolito.

My parents cruise Carnival several times a year in their retirement. They just got platinum or diamond status or whatever. It really seems awful to me, but they love it.

How can you afford not to?

I got Nick C at worst, but yeah it’s close.

I looked it up. Texas Southern spring game on the 12th.

Somebody played American football on it!

The Dynamo play on a football field? Gross.

Giolito? Is that like a small gelato? I do enjoy a bit of gelato.

How many, and which, teams don’t have traditional closers on payroll?

Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

Wordle in 2 🎉
Globle in 12 👎
Nerdle in 5 🤓

He was on pace for 83 innings coming into the night. Gotta get that down.

slow

Padres win, and we didn’t even need to use our AK.

It came up

a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a lumber yard . ALT: a man in a cowboy hat is standing in front of a lumber yard .

Randolph Scott Vasquez

Different Vuori guy! Paul Skenes soon.

And then our, like, 7th best hitter also strike out.

I love seeing all the highlights and stats of our players absolutely smoking the Rockies and then watching our top 3 hitters go 0-6 with 6 strikeouts.

So not even the full 45% the family owned was up for sale.

It means only the Seidler portion of the team was up for sale, and Feliciano bought most of it.

There’s a reason it was so easier to find buyers. It wasn’t that much money.

It seems it’s essentially just the Seidler Family selling their stakes. Everybody else is staying on. That’s only 45% of the team even up for sale.

I guessed $1-1.5 billion earlier today, good to see I am still smart.

Rest in Peace to Jeff, manager at The Max, seducer of Kelly Kapowski. Also seducer of Carmen in Starship Troopers. He was very seductive.