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A still of the character Lawrence from the movie Office Space saying, "No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man."

Anytime some rich Silicon Valley dickhead rattles off their AI-poisoned-brained opinion on humanity from the safe space of their high castle, it makes you wonder what would happen if they spouted such garbage within earshot of, like, any public space or neighborhood bar. This scene comes to mind.

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The "they're the same picture" meme of Pam from the TV show The Office. She is showing a picture of mayor Keith Wilson wearing a backwards baseball cap and a picture of the "hello fellow kids" meme of Steve Buscemi from the TV show 30 Rock also wearing a backwards baseball cap.

Sent from a place of privilege.

Looking forward to Hegseth completing his arc wherein, following a miraculous near death experience, he realizes his life of violence is antithetical to the will of a moral universe and so he gives away all his money and walks the Earth seeking divine interjection. You know, like Caine in Kung Fu.

😆 Can't decide if the most problematic thing we're showing this month is THE BOB'S BURGERS MOVIE (2022) because we had to pay Disney extra to restore a digital copy for cinema delivery or if it's MARS (2024) because of The Whitest Kids U' Know connection. Pick your poison!

"There's no ethical consumption under capitalism" is phrase meant to warn against corporate green washing. We all feed the machine in some manner, but for fuck's sake—it's not meant as a c'est la vie shrug to excuse destructive individual choices. 👿

Reminder to check out some weirdness this month.

The Blazers should win the championship this year as a prank.

An Evening with Alex Cox: Dead Souls & Walker | Clinton Street Theater Director, writer, actor and author Alex Cox (Repo Man, Sid & Nancy) comes to The Clinton Street Theater for a special screening of his brand-new film Dead Souls followed by a repertory screening of Wa...

Y'all have been cool, so continuing the short-lived tradition of sharing stuff here first by announcing that REPO MAN director Alex Cox is coming to the theater this July with his new film. cstpdx.com/event/an-eve...

Bumping this.

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Laws are Broken Every Day YouTube video by Sun BloodStories

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The just kidding unless meme of Fox McCloud from the video game Star Fox looking up and away from the frame and then back at the viewer.

Excited for what we have planned for summer!

If, you know, the water crisis doesn't turn into a month-long forest fire choking the city in ash and smoke.

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A poster of a hand-drawn bird with a statue of a women, who is holding candles, in its mouth.

Announcing our May series, Exquisite Automatism - Surrealist Cinema: mailchi.mp/cstpdx/surre...

It's going to rain this weekend, which is why it's a perfect excuse to go to the great short films in @tagqsf.org. It's a really nicely curated festival full of work you aren't likely to see anywhere else. And it's broken up into four blocks so you can pick a theme if you don't have time for it all.

Twin Peaks Season 1: Episodes 4, 5, 6, 7, 8  | Clinton Street Theater Joins us for the complete Twin Peaks series on the big screen for the first time in history with the final episodes from Season One, including "Rest in Pain," "The One-Armed Man," "Cooper's Dreams," "...

Our next Twin Peaks event on Sunday, May 3 is now on sale to the general public. We'll be watching the final episodes in Season 1. Most seats sold this weekend as we offered them to people who attend the first round in advance. So get yours now if you'd like to attend! cstpdx.com/event/twin-p...

Of course Gonzalez hired Lee for this; suing the city for right-wing assholes is Lee's favorite hobby.

it's too nice to be inside a movie theater today what are we even doing lol

Clockwatchers | Clinton Street Theater The relationship between four female temps all working for the same credit company is threatened with the arrival of a new hire, who lands a permanent position one of the women was vying for.

Getting labeled as class traitors for attempting to pacify the revolutionary spirit of May Day by offering a free screening of CLOCKWATCHERS (1997). cstpdx.com/event/clockw...

Poster for a concert with Sun Blood Stories. The band's name looks like bugs and there's a woman smoking a cigarette spraying them with a can.

Excited to bring back live music to the theater as the weather gets a bit nicer. cstpdx.com/event/sun-bl...

Danielewski about to sue. 😅

A view from the interior of the launch vehicle stage adapter atop the SLS core stage, at core stage shutdown and separation. Through the opening we see the rear of the interim cryogenic propulsion stage moving. Also there is a cartoon gremlin from the TV show The Simmons clinging to the lower corner of the vehicle.

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